Duncan

Teacher of numbers. Lover of words and music. Eater of meat. If you're in my way in traffic, I already hate you.

[Duncan @zookpr9]

@_FPLtips 100% planning to Wildcard early and possibly even get Haaland in which will ease the bench concerns.

[Duncan @zookpr9]

@M4ttso I quite like the little Austrian eunuch

[Duncan @zookpr9]

@BlossomsBand I just had a dream that you played a gig at New Mills Town Hall. You hinted that one of you was leaving the band & then Joe sang Goodbye My Lover. Tom confirmed this when I saw him ordering a lemon & chicken meringue pie at the chippy. Is there any truth in this?

[Duncan @zookpr9]

@Midgetgems26 @Jimllmixit Mel Giedroyc was the real winner this year anyway.

[Duncan @zookpr9]

@TechnicallyRon Robbed.

[Duncan @zookpr9]

@TechnicallyRon Probably best we're out of Europe. They know nothing...

... Unless... Finland?

[Duncan @zookpr9]

@TechnicallyRon Fuck yes Finland!

[Duncan @zookpr9]

@DrKidneyAsh @BMA_JuniorDocs

[Duncan @zookpr9]

@virginmedia This is getting beyond a joke now. I've been having issues almost daily since I first alerted you to them on March 15th. Numerous technicians have been cancelled by you and yet my hub still fails to do it's job properly. If I could get through to someone I'd cancel!

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[Duncan @zookpr9]

@MittenDAmour Bastards shouldn't even be in this 🤬

[Duncan @zookpr9]

@imAlexLipinski How sure are we this isn’t a big European-wide practical joke on the UK? Let us hope, then snatch it away.

[Duncan @zookpr9]

@imAlexLipinski What the actual F is going on with these points?

I feel like I’m 11 again and Bucks Fizz are on.

[Duncan @zookpr9]

@imAlexLipinski Do people not realise how this works?

[Duncan @zookpr9]

@imAlexLipinski It's a glitch in the Matrix

[Duncan @zookpr9]

@Cain_Unable "Megan Markle" and "An enlarged spleen is not what you want"...

[Duncan @zookpr9]

@ynotfestival Perfect Y-Not weather for this year's edition of Not-Y-Not Festival. Cheers everyone 🌨️⚡🍻

[Duncan @zookpr9]

@giftedrascal They like folk that sweat booze. You've not been drinking on holiday by any chance, have you?

[Duncan @zookpr9]

@FPLPriceChanges Short selling. This is what caused the banking crisis. If we all clubbed together we could do this every week...