dr. zooks

joker, smoker, midnight toker

[dr. zooks @zooksman]

Nathan fielder should do the rehearsal for someone going to the doctor trying to get adderall for adult ADHD

[🥋 @DojoWarVeteran]

Ask yourself why do you have an issue with a Greek small business owner

[Justus @JustusXYZ]

M2K after the Type !hellofresh money hit

[dr. zooks @zooksman]

TIL the number 2 fits into the number 4, 2 times! DAE find this oddly satisfying?

[shutdown @shutdownhaha]

shits been in my head for ages

[SAKE @ice_huncho17]

@evildarkskinn @NSFoperative @FlocabGD If u pay for yt premium,then you are youtubes little slut

[dr. zooks @zooksman]

Absolutely shocked by the news, I can’t believe we’ve come this far.

I can’t believe we finally get to experience Samsung’s Bespoke AI washer/dryer combo.

[mango lassie🇵🇸🇬🇱 @NoseyOld]

@irl_neil Have you seen the new job listing? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. you have to use pheebi. It's on Poob. You can apply on Poob. You can go to Poob and apply for it...

[dr. zooks @zooksman]

Soooo… is anyone gonna talk about how K*nye says the N-word in his new song? :/

[dr. zooks @zooksman]

They call me Hasan Pica the way I be munching on chalk

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

Love this alternate currency store of value new gold that tanks every time the stock market tanks

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

But 8 or more hours a day hunched over a drum machine creating minimal synth/coldwave/darkwave tracks is somehow supposed to be ok???

[Nick Mullen @nycguidovoice]

(Taking a bunch of kratom and playing monopoly alone against the computer on ps3) merry Christmas everyone!!!

[dr. zooks @zooksman]

Matt gaetz will personally supervise the handling of undocumented immigrant children

[Quite Fucking SAD @tom_on_here]

Y’all Playing Checkers, I’m Playing Checkmate

[Jack Bensinger @JackBensinger]

What is Project Ion?

[Thomas White @len0killer]

(Schizophrenic game announcer) And it’s Lane Thomas, once again pointing up at the box and telling me to burn my own house down

[dr. zooks @zooksman]

@JackBensinger please keep em coming jack

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Me: what about bratGPT and it talks gay

NICU nurse: we wanted to inform you guys that he probably won’t make it through the night. If you’d like to see him. I’m so sorry.

Me: BatGPT and it’s just squeaks.