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[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

bill maher making jokes about women’s bodies like it’s the mid 2000s because that’s the last time he had any cultural capital. he’s spent everyday since then punishing the world for moving on without him, filling his audience with people paid to laugh. a prison of his own design

[zluck @zoolecky]

@stavvybaby did it better

[John Clark @JClarkNBCS]

Former Phillies outfielder Harrison Bader is out for the season with the San Francisco Giants. He was in a scooter accident where he reportedly drove his scooter into the back of a fire truck and that fire truck then ran over his injured foot. Witnesses are saying that he was seen drinking at various points during the night before the scooter accident. https://t.co/AQIngR1aBN

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@TriiiPalm @ayojoestar His stache🥺❤️

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Sorry but this is the hottest a man has ever been

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Zohran Mamdani opening the NYC pool season in the Suit.

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@CEMcKenzie1 damn all these celebrities are fucking annoying and intolerable can’t we all agree on that

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I love the New York Mets because my seat ($13) with this view cost less than my beer ($18)

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Anyway you can support bodily autonomy for the terminally ill and want everyone to have comprehensive healthcare too and I’m sick of everyone acting like they were born yesterday about this.

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

Sorry baby, mommy can never own a home because she would buy 65 touch tunes credits every time she had 2 drinks in her

[woli @WoliSuitOfArmor]

Built to go pumpkin picking with the Mets on October 2nd

[zluck @zoolecky]

Nolan McLean I am madly in love with you

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McLean thirst validated this man saved us tonight

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Allowing myself to thirst over this Mets pitcher McLean as a coping mechanism for what this team has done to me over the past several months

[lanie @lanielaniela]

david peterson in the mets starting rotation for like three months now

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@melissacarly He does love Sabriner

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It was low key like seeing an angel in cowboy boots and a cowboy hat it helped my pre flight anxiety more than my Xanax did

[zluck @zoolecky]

I saw Lyle Lovett at the El Paso airport and said “Lyle Lovett I love your music” but I wish I could have given him a hug bc his music was the soundtrack to so many of my happiest childhood memories in the car with my parents @LyleLovett

[Jocelyn @JoceyTor]

Taking every opportunity to rewatch the Alonso Game 3 WC HR. However, I think we’re not capturing, all of the emotions that led up to it! In honor of Pete’s re-signing , I present you a thread of what went inside my head leading up to that moment. Enjoy everyone!

[zluck @zoolecky]

@ErikLipkin @jennaashlyn me too !

[Adam Gaffney @awgaffney]

Oz is best known as a snake-oil-pushing grifter. True enough, but maybe not the most dangerous thing about him heading CMS.

As reported by @andrewperezdc, Oz supports total Medicare privatization, & as of 2022, owned more than half a million in UnitedHealth stock...