Mikey Da God

welcome to hell idiot

[Samuel “Snort” Beaumont, CFP @SamBeau1972]

Dude in my online dui class just said he blew a .34 #tiger

[The Chonky Bitcoiner @ChonkyBitcoiner]

@JohnForReason @1776General_ Racism is hot!

[Skeeto @skeeto111]

@PlisskenPatriot My friend has this incredibly fat (300lb minimum) 20 something woman as his roommate. Apparently she routinely has sex with Chiefs' linebackers. She does have a pretty face, but otherwise just fat and pear shaped. Blew my mind tbh hearing that

[iMightyElephant @iMightyElephant]

@ArtisanAles1 "it's Obama's fault I can't get pussy"

[Heritage @HullAndHeritage]

How the average girl at the golf course looks at you after you end up trapped with two kids and a wife

[𝖒𝖔𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌 @wanted4mogging]

600,000 breast reductions are performed EVERY YEAR

that means every decade, SIX MILLIОN breast reductions are performed

so yeah, FORGIVE ME if i don’t really care too much about wоrld wаr 2…

[Mikey Da God @zoomerchrist]

Hi everyone, this is Mike’s brother.

I still can’t believe I’m writing this, but Mikey passed away last night around 3 AM from a sudden heart attack. He had been complaining of chest pain all evening.

Sorry to everyone.

I’ll be deleting this account on June 1st.

Goodbye.

[Brigadier Ketchup @BrigadierKetch]

“Your father’s Rare Pepe collection from 2016. An elegant meme from a more civilized age”

“What happened to my father?”

“A young poster named Darth Vader, who was an oomfie of mine until he trooned out, helped the left hunt down patriots. He betrayed and doxxed your father”

[𝚂𝚗𝚘𝚠𝙱𝚛𝚘 @MeltingSnowBro]

I need a woman with a half black kid, mutiple DUIs and a mountain of debt! Now that's a rare find!

[poohbear groyper @poohshyster]

Fukt a bitch after a show at da motel and she told me bout how her dad molested her n i went on da balkony for a cig and it lookd like this

[cc @jjettasSZN]

i’ll never forget laying up with a chick freshman year and her showing me peter woods trying to her hit dm. that was my welcome to college moment.

[☁️y @Slime0sama]

when she send a pih of her puh and ya dih get a luh harh>>>>>>

[Mikey Da God @zoomerchrist]

i regret to inform the bv that as of 12:00PM EST, Mikey obtained his degree and thus is retired. Hang my jersey from the rafters and think of me next time you do bag. #expand #LANK

[Mikey Da God @zoomerchrist]

@neerbucks hit high st. tonite, sniff some bag, and trust the plan. #rackup

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

craziest thing about the Michael Jackson movie that no publication is writing about is that at the end of the movie, Michael solemnly stares at the screen as a title card pops up asking DO YOU THINK HE DID IT? with a QR code you can scan to vote Yes/No on your phone

[The Cuckservative @CuckservativeII]

@CaudilloXIV "Out here, we live by a code. Rob and murder all you want, but never, ever, ever, treat women and minorities with disrespect as defined by norms in Obama's America."

[🇨🇴 @happytobebald]

Cheating in the same city as your girl will have you in outdoor seating of a restaurant scanning like prime Xavi