zach ottens

the friendly pogonotrophist giant

[zach ottens @zottens1]

heyy guys

[zach ottens @zottens1]

Guess everything you told me was a lie...

[zach ottens @zottens1]

This was one of the worst days I've had in a long time

[zach ottens @zottens1]

I question life on the daily

[zach ottens @zottens1]

FUCK

[zach ottens @zottens1]

I just try again and again and again and I'm tired of never amounting to shit

[zach ottens @zottens1]

I'm tired of feeling like this

[zach ottens @zottens1]

@thisearthysoul text me back bitchh

[zach ottens @zottens1]

Why do I always cook when stressed

[zach ottens @zottens1]

@k13cronin 🙋🙋🙋

[zach ottens @zottens1]

@k13cronin I'd be happier if I saw you

[zach ottens @zottens1]

Was legitimately gonna buy a romphim tonight as a joke by they're all sold out

[zach ottens @zottens1]

Just had a 66 year old man ask if I wanna smoke a joint outside the bar

[zach ottens @zottens1]

I miss Kutztown

[zach ottens @zottens1]

My life is just one giant joke

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

[concert]
SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight
CROWD: woo
ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months

[zach ottens @zottens1]

@Holyy_Tweets I was just thinking the same thing, I just moved outta kutz 3 months ago and have only drank like 4 times haha

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Bernie come back

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

When @BarackObama speaks, there is occasional, mid-sentence silence. I miss the sound of a President thinking about the impact of his words.