Zach Plank

Washed up distance runner working for HOKA ONE ONE; full time beer enthusiast. 2014 & 2016 D3 Cross Country National Champions

[Zach Plank @zplank]

8 years ago I joined Twitter. My parents found me and I got in trouble for tweeting the word “ass” and had to come home from a high school dance because I was in trouble

[Zach Plank @zplank]

In a world where you feel lonely, be your best friend

[Zach Plank @zplank]

@amanda_cortese Precisely

[Zach Plank @zplank]

Found a bar with karaoke on fridays and saturdays within walking distance from my apartment. It’s game over, folks

[Zach Plank @zplank]

@IdgeIsenberg Shit. This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read - and I’ve read some pretty perfect phone call transcripts

[Daniel Radosh @danielradosh]

I see Trump is using the Iowa caucus as evidence that Democrats "can't do anything right". Have I mentioned that there's a Tweet For Everything?

[Zach Plank @zplank]

Moderator: “Andrew Yang this question is for you: what about your experience makes you more qualified than anyone on the stage to lead a military?”

Andrew Yang: “I believe that we need to give every American $1,000.”

[Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono]

When someone says they approve of malarkey

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Breaking: President Trump fires Gordon Sondland, the second impeachment witness to be removed from their post on Friday https://t.co/5gjiuEt37W

[Angus Johnston @studentactivism]

Friday Night Massacre.

[Eric Swalwell @ericswalwell]

The cheating president who destroyed the notes of his Putin meeting can spare us a hot take on the law.

[Bill Prady ⚛️ Now at 🦋 @billprady]

Historians, help me out here. Is @LouDobbs referring to Trump signing the Civil Rights Act of 1964 or his work to pass the Voting Rights Act of 1965?

[Zach Plank @zplank]

@KidRisky They got us good

[Ryan Devereaux @rdevro]

This week, government contractors began blowing apart a mountain on protected lands in southern Arizona to make way for the border wall.

The project is expected to last a month. Sacred Native American cultural sites are under threat. https://t.co/zaQkrtd47P

[Zach Plank @zplank]

How is this not what the Republicans have been whining about for months?

[Joaquin Castro @JoaquinCastrotx]

Donald Trump appointed a longtime Mar-a-Lago member and handbag designer to be our nation's ambassador to South Africa. Her efforts to fire her deputy and hire her son are a tragic reflection of the nepotism and corruption practiced by Donald Trump and his family every day.

[Zach Plank @zplank]

@zak123 https://t.co/9N8setAF8G

Hope this helps

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Pete went on stage, claimed an unearned victory, media ran with it for an entire week leading to an uptick in media coverage, donations & polling numbers for Pete then at the 11th hour when it looks like Sanders actually won, the DNC steps in to delay it even more. Incredible.