Zach VanMeter

A nerd in the midwest obsessed with everything tech. Still bitter about losing Time's 2006 Person of the Year Award to you.

[Zach VanMeter @zvm]

@_TheCup_ If Nick Tarnasky happens to also be hitting the links in Hilton Head, will y'all let him play through?

[Zach VanMeter @zvm]

@_TheCup_ @grok Is this true?

[SQUASH B’GOSH @otherjrobbins]

Friend: I’m getting a drink from the gas station, you need anything?

Me:

[Uncle Gary @unclegarytrucks]

An easy way to win money. I write my brackets in #erasable #pen so I can change my pics

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

embarrassing performance from me in the TSA line just now. came in too confident, took the laptop out on a laptop in the bag day. gotta be flawless on the return trip back to recover from this one

[Zach VanMeter @zvm]

Can't believe how different @CaitlinClark22 looks in person under the lights of the Casey's Center. #JokesProbablyAlreadyBeatToDeath

[Zach VanMeter @zvm]

@FitbitSupport All days in October should be showing exercise data and it now appears to be missing. I know for sure I've reviewed GPS data for routes on some of these days. Where did that data go?

[Zach VanMeter @zvm]

@_TheCup_ So awesome that you're able to golf at a course Helen Keller designed. All cup participants must be starstruck.

[Zach VanMeter @zvm]

Pretty cool what the new owners of Harry and Lloyd's van did with it. #Aspen

[Zach VanMeter @zvm]

Outdoor chili cookoff in Iowa in February? Let's go!

[pj @pjayevans]

cars have windows and can move. houses have windows and can’t move. so it’s not the windows that make the car go, it’s something else entirely

[Zach VanMeter @zvm]

Just got my ticket to @DevOpsDaysDSM's 2023 event! 3 hours left for early bird prices! Don't be a dummy like I was last year: Event sold out and I had to go to WaterfallDays, it was terrible.

[Tim Gifford @timgifford]

Hanging at #KCDC2023 today and inspired for the Agile + DevOpsDays Des Moines in Sept 7-8. Hope to see you there!

https://t.co/vZmy4wSG7a

[Zach VanMeter @zvm]

@NWSDesMoines I appreciate your reporting from instruments of that caliber! It is much more scientific than me looking out the window and asking if anyone knows why the driveway looks "a little wet" vs "kinda wet".

[Zach VanMeter @zvm]

@_TheCup_ What steps are you undertaking to ensure that @gmarsh222 is not subjected to the same treatment?

[RBC Canadian Open @RBCCanadianOpen]

What happens when you chirp @jessicahadwin on Twitter...

(Sorry @ahadwingolf)

[Zach VanMeter @zvm]

When it comes to classic kitchen utensils, like steak shovels, I trust brands like my grandmother relied on, such as xinyishifangfajiushuipifabu

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

"It's the rarest of all feats, it's a double wedgie in Des Moines" 🤣

#MarchMadness

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

How did University of Phoenix do in March Madness? Has that joke been done before? Things aren't going well for me at home.

[Young Parik @YoungParikPatel]

Kellogg's CEO just sent a company wide email telling all employees they have till 5pm tomorrow to decide if theyre ready to go ‘coocoo for cocoa puffs’ or take severance