Gen Z jobs:
Professional mogger
Failed assassin
Racist on internet
Niche internet lolcow
7/11 gas station attendant
Crypto rug puller
Hired by boomer dad
Cybersigil traveling tattoo artist
Men will think you are the coolest thing walking just bc you’re pretty and also nice and have some hobbies it’s crazy cause I’m confused what is the average
having the hiccups will truly reveal which of your friends worship at the alter of science and reason (suggest holding your breath until the hiccups go away) and which of your friends will try to “scare them out of you” like a fanatical priest from the 1800s
this isn't me trying to sound profound btw. i am recounting a weirdly spiritual experience i had as an atheist. i've kept wondering about this feeling since, insight is appreciated. I'm going to drink another beer now
Late last night I walked to the shore and stared into the abyss where the sea meets the stars. Every time I exhaled, I hoped my soul would escape with my breath and dissipate into the ocean and the cosmos