maddie ☕️☀️

student • constantly secretaryposting • creative writing, sometimes • gynecology enthusiast • 21 • she/her

[maddie ☕️☀️ @0calcranvodka]

the camping trip was a success <3

[maddie ☕️☀️ @0calcranvodka]

@TWlTTERHAVER the lioness is taking 5 years (no breaks, full time except for one semester) to get her associate's

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

Gen Z jobs:

Professional mogger
Failed assassin
Racist on internet
Niche internet lolcow
7/11 gas station attendant
Crypto rug puller
Hired by boomer dad
Cybersigil traveling tattoo artist

[♱ katana ♱ @aspenkatana]

Men will think you are the coolest thing walking just bc you’re pretty and also nice and have some hobbies it’s crazy cause I’m confused what is the average

[maddie ☕️☀️ @0calcranvodka]

@aegyocals a few ppl yes but my boyfriend sold the next decade of his life to the govt to achieve this. head up twin

[chase @_chase_____]

having the hiccups will truly reveal which of your friends worship at the alter of science and reason (suggest holding your breath until the hiccups go away) and which of your friends will try to “scare them out of you” like a fanatical priest from the 1800s

[maddie ☕️☀️ @0calcranvodka]

@soleiljolina Having time for things really is a mindset IMO

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

a beautiful woman named beep is trying to contact me through my carbon monoxide alarm

[misa! @misak1nz]

in 6 months life will be completely new again

[maddie ☕️☀️ @0calcranvodka]

@YvTsl 🤣

[maddie ☕️☀️ @0calcranvodka]

@masha_slp showering in early afternoon feels lawless and exhilarating

[maddie ☕️☀️ @0calcranvodka]

sleeping 8am to 3pm

[Ed @TheEdPill]

Sleeping at 1am-8am yields profoundly different results than sleeping from 10pm to 5am.

[maddie ☕️☀️ @0calcranvodka]

@anyamaxxed 0/2 damn

[maddie ☕️☀️ @0calcranvodka]

@hugh_janus8008 I got addicted to stress about five years ago and if I take the edge off I can't function. Although I do miss vaping, like, a lot.

[maddie ☕️☀️ @0calcranvodka]

In my mind, it's already summer

[maddie ☕️☀️ @0calcranvodka]

this isn't me trying to sound profound btw. i am recounting a weirdly spiritual experience i had as an atheist. i've kept wondering about this feeling since, insight is appreciated. I'm going to drink another beer now

[maddie ☕️☀️ @0calcranvodka]

Late last night I walked to the shore and stared into the abyss where the sea meets the stars. Every time I exhaled, I hoped my soul would escape with my breath and dissipate into the ocean and the cosmos

[maddie ☕️☀️ @0calcranvodka]

Listening to my music for the first time after being gone for 2 days hits like crack omg

[maddie ☕️☀️ @0calcranvodka]

you might mean a lot to me, but you will never measure up to Snipping Tool. Don't flatter yourself.

[maddie ☕️☀️ @0calcranvodka]

going grocery shopping while i owe the hospital 2 thousand dollars