Brandon

Catholic husband and father, fitness enthusiast, and avid home cook. Ice cream dates are non-negotiable.

[Brandon @0lSarge]

You instantly feel better after maxing a deadlift.

[Gareth Harney @OptimoPrincipi]

Russell Crowe on Gladiator 2:

‘They failed, and they failed because they didn’t understand what made the first film so successful: it had a moral core. Here’s the thing, most people want that. On the surface, they might go for entertainment, but if they’re going to love something and keep it with them forever, like that movie? …The love for that thing is because of its moral core. All guys want to be that man who can stay that strong, and all women want a man who can love them in that way.’

[Brandon @0lSarge]

@greengirlbella_

[Brandon @0lSarge]

@lostinthepatch Cows eat all that stuff and turn it into delicious ribeyes.

[Brandon @0lSarge]

@buggirl Ah, we have learned where the term chimping out comes from.

[Brandon @0lSarge]

@RichOToole Pretty common for the jails here to not have A/C so I don’t think you’re far off.

[Brandon @0lSarge]

@Joeinblack Happy anniversary. Thank you and God bless you for being a priest!

[Brandon @0lSarge]

@NOT_MOTD So many Koreans are gonna be dealing with Montezuma’s revenge this week

[Brandon @0lSarge]

@Realsociedad10m This is absolutely my go to steak when traveling for work. Reliable and affordable.

[Brandon @0lSarge]

@FreddyLA7 Ship it back!

[Brandon @0lSarge]

@grahamformaine You’re retarded.

[Brandon @0lSarge]

@PLM_Pimp Picked a good day to be out of town.

[Brandon @0lSarge]

@elsathora

[Brandon @0lSarge]

@josh_seiter @whitesox Excuse me bigot?!

[Brandon @0lSarge]

@PLM_Pimp @jaybsauceda Should be using Serranos anyway

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

It is the official position of the Catholic Church that the sport is called Soccer. Total cultural victory achieved. 🇺🇸

[Brandon @0lSarge]

@RichOToole This makes so much sense. Growing up in a small town in SE NM, I only ever flew into DFW a few times. The first time I flew for work as an adult somewhere other than Houston or DFW, I was like damn these cities are way more condensed.

[Brandon @0lSarge]

@bowtiedmeathead Get a pair of these and tell her you don’t care what she thinks

[Brandon @0lSarge]

@RAScott324 @SarAllyce 10 lb would be max for lunges and hip thrusts. Anything over 5 for arms and you’ll look like a tank. Wouldn’t want that.

[Brandon @0lSarge]

@lostinthepatch This is a good idea. I’ve had to use some reusable grocery bags in a pinch and then throw them away.

[Brandon @0lSarge]

@DepravedSlasher @PlayStalgiaX Game feels like it was ahead of its time.