♉Mägíçìåñ..✍

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@Aries_Ninja♈✌

📡 I n t e r n e t R e l a y C h a t

||•••°°Damn good at what I do•••°°||`™

||•••°°First LEARN, then drop the L•••°°||`™

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[♉Mägíçìåñ..✍ @0rt0mmy]

We don't steal tweets, we just amplify them. There is no way a good tweet has to die with two likes and zero comment 😂😂😂

[♉Mägíçìåñ..✍ @0rt0mmy]

@ConcelynM Duh😂😂🙌

[♉Mägíçìåñ..✍ @0rt0mmy]

Kila mtu aongee uongo wake hapa😂😂, Naanza 👇

Mimi: Jana nimepanda ndege moja na Cr7 akiwa kalewa chakari, akaniuliza choo kiko wapi nikamuambia akojoe dirishani😂😂😂😂🙌

[♉Mägíçìåñ..✍ @0rt0mmy]

@dvsafrica 😂😂

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@AllyMatimu 😂😂😂

[♉Mägíçìåñ..✍ @0rt0mmy]

@DavidChaula 😂😂😂🙌

[♉Mägíçìåñ..✍ @0rt0mmy]

No one knows how water enters a coconut, no one will be able to stop or destroy the glory and plans of God for your life. Have a productive Wednesday 🙌🙌

[♉Mägíçìåñ..✍ @0rt0mmy]

A short story of Hon. Uhuru Kenyatta😂😂👇👇

[♉Mägíçìåñ..✍ @0rt0mmy]

@TKione Yupo😂😂😂😂🙌

[♉Mägíçìåñ..✍ @0rt0mmy]

Teacher: Yes John, come for your paper, you had 17%😐

Class: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Teacher: He is the highest 😑

Class: 😯😯😯😯😯😯😥😥😥😥😥😯😯😪😴😫

[♉Mägíçìåñ..✍ @0rt0mmy]

If your phone is original, type Yanga until it turns 🍉 🍉

[♉Mägíçìåñ..✍ @0rt0mmy]

At a funeral

White people: Too sad, he was a man of people 😥😪

Watanzania: umepata wapi pande la nyama kubwa hivyo😇😇ona mimi wameniwekea kabeji tupu na pilipili tu sijui wakoje😜😜😛😛

[♉Mägíçìåñ..✍ @0rt0mmy]

Ukikutana na tikiti kubwa unabeba hivi, umeonaeee😔

😂😂😂🙌👇👇

[♉Mägíçìåñ..✍ @0rt0mmy]

Yaani nikilewaga nakuwaga na mawaidha poa sana. Huwa nakuaga na positive vibe kitu unaweza nitofautisha na Bill Gates ni citizenship tu🍻🍺🍻.

[♉Mägíçìåñ..✍ @0rt0mmy]

Man of God = MOG😂

Woman of God =WOG😜

Son of God = SOG😛

Daughter of God =.....?😇

[♉Mägíçìåñ..✍ @0rt0mmy]

There are two types of women😂😂

Y=ax²+bx+c 😜😜➰
Y=mx+c 😛😛📏

Only mathematicians can understand 😂😂

[♉Mägíçìåñ..✍ @0rt0mmy]

Which fruit is the most embarrassing fruit to eat in public
🤔😜😜😛

[♉Mägíçìåñ..✍ @0rt0mmy]

"Hivi kumbe mtu akikwambia huna mbele wala nyuma "
Kumbe amekufananisha na kitumbua
😂😂🤸‍♀️

[♉Mägíçìåñ..✍ @0rt0mmy]

@byelabandio 😂😂😂 sawasawa

[♉Mägíçìåñ..✍ @0rt0mmy]

Which fruit is the most embarrassing fruit to eat in public
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[Othman @SirHamimu]

@0rt0mmy Umefanya jambo jema kumuonesha sehemu ya kukojoa maana mimi baba ake wa kambo ananipaga tabu sana kumuamsha usiku ili asijikojolee kitandani.

[♉Mägíçìåñ..✍ @0rt0mmy]

@hamim120 😜😂😂😂🙌

[♉Mägíçìåñ..✍ @0rt0mmy]

"Hivi kumbe mtu akikwambia huna mbele wala nyuma "
Kumbe amekufananisha na kitumbua
😂😂🤸‍♀️