George

Arsenal till I die. Club before country.
Anti Fascist always.
Premier League champions 25/26

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@wise0w1 It was for quite some time, it was dropped when The FA dropped it from their name

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@PeoplesMomentum Hitting a woman with a sledgehammer is not peaceful

[Thomas | Less Noise, More Delivery @TomSoede]

⏯️ My Daily Satire

BREAKING: Nigel Farage calls emergency Zoom meeting after Reform polls start tanking

Invited: Nigel Farage, Richard Tice, Lee Anderson, Zia Yusuf, Sarah Pochin, Danny Kruger, Robert Jenrick, Andrew Rosindell and Suella Braverman.

So yes, all Reform MPs and the people who keep appearing when Reform needs to look serious.

Farage opens the meeting looking furious.

“Right. The polls are collapsing. The public are asking questions. This is extremely dangerous.”

Richard Tice nods.

“Yes, Nigel. Some voters appear to have read the manifesto.”

Lee Anderson joins late, shouting:

“Can everyone hear me?”

Farage sighs.

“Yes, Lee.”

Lee looks confused.

“Am I on mute?”

“No, Lee.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yes, Lee.”

Lee nods proudly.

“Good. Because I have a serious policy point.”

The room goes silent.

Lee continues:

“What if we promise to fix Britain by lunchtime?”

Tice coughs.

“Lee, that is not a policy.”

Lee frowns.

“It is if you say it slowly.”

Suella Braverman asks whether they should go harder on immigration.

Farage snaps:

“Suella, that was already the emergency plan.”

Robert Jenrick suggests a serious policy paper.

The Zoom falls silent.

Danny Kruger asks whether they should talk about housing, wages, the NHS, or public services.

Farage looks confused.

“Danny, this is Reform. We do feelings, not spreadsheets.”

Zia Yusuf enters the call with a corporate background and a very serious face.

“Perhaps we should reposition the offer around delivery, competence and fiscal credibility.”

Everyone stares.

Lee whispers:

“Is he speaking foreign?”

Zia continues:

“We need to show voters we are not just anger with a logo.”

Farage immediately looks worried.

Sarah Pochin clears her throat.

“What about the £5 million question?”

Silence.

Someone pretends their Wi-Fi has dropped.

Tice freezes his face manually.

Lee Anderson whispers, very loudly:

“Do not mention the money.”

Farage explodes.

“I have answered this. I cannot be bought. I am not, and never have been, a crook. This is exactly what the establishment does. They cannot beat us at the ballot box, so they throw mud, they scream scandal, they brief the media, and they hope the public forgets what this movement is about.”

Zia says quietly:

“But Nigel, the public still might ask why someone gave you £5 million.”

Farage leans closer to the camera.

“Because they believe in me, Zia. Very strongly. Five million pounds strongly.”

Lee raises his hand.

“So it was like a birthday present?”

Tice closes his eyes.

Lee continues:

“Because I once got a Toby Carvery voucher and I declared that emotionally.”

Nobody speaks.

Farage points at the screen.

“Listen carefully. The line is simple. We say the polls are fake, the media is scared, Labour is terrified, and any questions about the money are an establishment smear.”

Suella suggests calling it an attack on free speech.

Jenrick suggests blaming the civil service.

Tice suggests blaming the blob.

Lee adds:

“And tofu.”

Farage pauses.

“For the £5 million?”

Lee nods.

“And the boats.”

Farage nods slowly.

“Excellent. We are back on track.”

Meeting ends.

Duration: 7 minutes.

Outcome: Blame Labour. Blame migrants. Blame the media. Blame tofu. Blame everyone.

But whatever you do, do not ask about the £5 million.

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@SarahWorkx Do not paint that beautiful work of art.

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@firstprince_sam Trevor Ross

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@UtdZaa 21 goals in debut season.

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@justdavenow89 Flag shaggers

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@Sakaextra2 The amazing Liam Brady

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@Eman5695 10

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@StephenAtkin50n @Nickisbackbaby The left, as you put it, have yet to be elected. Blair Brown Starmer NONE of them are from the left

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@CFC_OBED And win the league: players arrive at Arsenal and stars are made.

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@WhiskyMAGA I wouldnt swap European culture for the YS culture.
eg: you employ a server and expect the customer to pay their wage. Backwards culture for a backwards country.

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@cutiieepie6 Egg whisk

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@cityzenken_ He was called up, then withdrew with injury

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@07Simmo @sandell84 To build your new stadium the feight yard has to move. That is a subsidy

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@07Simmo @sandell84 If your new stadium happens Man U will get a rail freight terminal behind its current footprint at a cost to Network Rail ie: tax payer £1.5b

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@07Simmo @sandell84 Absolutely correct

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@07Simmo @sandell84 For Arsenal to build the Emirates they had to provide a new Royal Mail delivery depot, a waste transfer depot, 8000 housing units between 1 & 4 bedroom and convert Highbury into flats compliant with its grade 2 listed status.
WHU, THFC, MUFC, MCFC all got subsidies

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@declanstar1 Yes