Paula Burns

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success.

[Rita Salazar @1992Ignashev]

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

[Paula Burns @1993Ereshchenko]

"K" = the most powerful way to piss someone off while texting.

[Teresa Orcutt @88Ardanova]

Skinny girls run the world because fat girls don't run.

[Paula Burns @1993Ereshchenko]

I honestly enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

[Paula Burns @1993Ereshchenko]

Once you turn 21, you can finally legally do all the things you've been doing since you were 16.

[Paula Burns @1993Ereshchenko]

Understand the difference between what you're getting... and what you deserve.

[Brenda Stlaurent @bmelentiy]

If your Twitter pic is a car, then I can only assume you're a transformer.

[Paula Burns @1993Ereshchenko]

If I'm being sarcastic, please don't take offense. It's just my way of not punching you in the face.

[Willa Hank @gnidko2016]

"I love you" "OMG, really? What a coincidence!" "Why? You love me too?" "No, I love myself too!"

[Donna Peterson @Tuvishova6]

Guess it's time to do some grocery shopping. A mouse hung itself in my fridge and left a note "I can't live like this..."

[Sondra Nichols @marmyadetkovsk1]

I was going to look for my watch, but I couldn't find the time.

[Lauren Venegas @Fedyushina2016]

Never let someone steal your happiness... it was never theirs to take.

[Paula Burns @1993Ereshchenko]

You can't control your emotions but you can control your actions, so always think before you act.

[Sara Clancy @94Gorbashko]

Be careful who you call your damn friends. I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

[Paula Burns @1993Ereshchenko]

You claim you're a bad bitch but you have no house, no car, no job? You're not a bad bitch. You're doing bad, bitch.

[Paula Burns @1993Ereshchenko]

Awkward eye contact with people in cars next to you at red lights.

[Laura Curry @PichkovaRada]

It's going to be drizzy outside. Expect a lil wayne.

[Paula Burns @1993Ereshchenko]

I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.