Willa Hank

People tell you to stay strong, when they have no idea how hard it is to do so.

[Sheila Dobbs @GeybergMs]

"Dad, can I go to a 50 Cent concert?" "Sure son, here's $1, take your sister too!"

[Willa Hank @gnidko2016]

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

[Sherri Rodriguez @79_petrik]

Ever been in a situation where you know someone is lying to you, but you sit there waiting to see how far they'll take it?

[Maria Harden @stakin74]

That awkward moment when you fail at being mad at someone because they make you laugh.

[Willa Hank @gnidko2016]

Why are people from other schools so hot? -_ -

[Theresa Janson @mololina1]

This is how ghetto people count: 1) Wahh 2) Two 3) Three 4) Foe 5) Fieee 6) Sih 7) Selm 8) Ate 9) Naa 10) Teh 11) Lem 12) Twehh

[Willa Hank @gnidko2016]

Remember when using "protection" meant wearing your helmet?

[Kathy Huck @89Illarion]

Bitch please, your vagina has more users than Facebook.

[Julie Martin @Bludnishchev93E]

Climate is what you expect: weather is what you get.

[Betty Knapp @83_klim]

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

[Willa Hank @gnidko2016]

I stepped on a cornflake now I`m a cereal killer

[Patricia Cobbins @munzhiya]

I cant stand when people say a baby's age in months after a year old, the parent is like "yeah he's 29 months old. Like, seriously?

[Willa Hank @gnidko2016]

Vegetarians, if you love animals so much, why do you eat all of their food?

[Willa Hank @gnidko2016]

"I love you" "OMG, really? What a coincidence!" "Why? You love me too?" "No, I love myself too!"

[Sylvia Ross @batonovag]

If someone asks you about a musical you haven't seen, fake it by saying, "I love that part near the end when they all sing together."

[Rebecca Thomas @CoolPilipeyko]

Ghetto word of the day: "Omelet" : I should slap the fuck outta your ass, but omelet the shit slide this time..

[Willa Hank @gnidko2016]

Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.