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[lindsey marie @thekuhlest]

@offbeatorbit I think everyone needs to read the “fatal distraction” article at least once https://t.co/VAK19ygYfP

[Brittany Rae @legitbrittFLA]

The little boy tried to run after he saw his siblings die, but the vile POS chased him into the office killing him too.

[Megha @megha_lilly]

I know Hitler was awful. Absolutely awful. But everybody failed him. His mom. His friends. His country. His staff.

[Nobody @Mpitmang]

@zoerosebryant Uncle Ben died once. Rent comes every month.

[Hattie French @hattiefrench]

@pattinsonphotos https://t.co/yuNFaGHPPT

No paywall! Great article

[A24 @A24]

You see how this looks, right? Lance Oppenheim's PRIMETIME produced by and starring Robert Pattinson as famed To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen, inspired by true events. Have a seat September 25.

[Cedar You @our_decay]

This image has done me irreparable psychic damage

[Tom Dutton @TomDutty]

Just popped over to threads for the first time in ages and it’s going great.

[Three-Eyed Raisin @GulagJamun_]

Chinese interview: The concept of atonement didn’t really exist in Ancient Greece and it didn’t exist in Homer’s Odyssey. It exists in your Odyssey. Did you Christianize the Odyssey?

American interview: spin the snack wheel and then read these thirst tweets they called you zaddy

[Lorenzo Cabra @cabralorenzo]

Homer's Odyssey, Illustrated

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

Odysseus every 20 minutes:

[nina @ninaazz7]

Three hours felt like nothing at all

[Honey 🍯 @jeezzzhoney]

I'd go see Odyssey again just to see him string that bow and slaughter the suitors. That part was so hard lol.

[taco belle @animalologist]

This is what is meant by ‘male leadership’ in a heterosexual relationship btw. They share values but he’s more unflinching in expressing them & protecting them, which inspires her bc she’s more naturally accommodating

[Constantine @SinnerSaved45]

While I have issues with the suitor scene (everyone needed to die who wasn’t loyal), if you can’t see how great this part of it is I don’t know what to tell you.

[Grant @itsgrantastic]

genuinely how it feels to watch Odysseus throw the lamp over the wall revealing the entire Greek army readying their weapons while you hear “he knew to wait for a moonless night on the plains of troy” as the drums keep getting heavier

[🗽🇻🇮SUGE NST🇻🇮🗽 @Suggie2Necklace]

Even Hades himself couldn’t deny that he got that shit on is why