Alexander Clark

[gravy the human @GravyTheHuman]

this is what execute feels like

[Alexander Clark @2clarky4me]

@zclimes "Use code 'BONEJERSEY' at checkout to get 69% off your next purchase"

[wint @dril]

if i had a name like "Tommy Tuberville" id go fuck my self

[Alexander Clark @2clarky4me]

@packbm My favorite I saw IRL was a honda fit with three full sized flags sticking out the FRONT windows. Passenger, driver, and the sunroof. You probably won't see that one because it achieved flight when a wind gust hit it hard enough.

[Alexander Clark @2clarky4me]

@packbm But since everything is takeout Coneys are just soggy logs.

Also if you swirl instead of cut, you might as well just eat it with your hands, heathens.

[Alexander Clark @2clarky4me]

@packbm Really liked watching her muzzle sweep the back of her husband's head multiple times with her finger on the trigger.

[Alexander Clark @2clarky4me]

@zclimes I'm making my vote a write-in for the CD-i.

[Alexander Clark @2clarky4me]

Nice to see the "improved internet services" from Spectrum that came with the price hikes last year allowed their internet to handle.... Maybe 5 separate Netflix streams.

Total.

Across all users.

Nice.

[Alexander Clark @2clarky4me]

@zclimes I like wearing fresh, clean, damp clothes thank you very much.

[MTGGoldfish @MTGGoldfish]

I've entered to win a Ridge Wallet and Modern Masters 2015 Booster Box courtesy of @MTGGoldfish and @RidgeWallet https://t.co/y44LNuQKga

[Alexander Clark @2clarky4me]

@Moxesdotcom @utdzac Use Grinding Station to sac Sword of the Meek while you have Sly Requisitioner out. Get a 1/1 on sac, mill opponent 3, sword comes back attached to servo, triggers untap on grindstone, repeat.

That and the usual thopter foundry/sword combo.

[Terry Crews @terrycrews]

Why didn’t you say something?

I did.

Why didn’t you push him off?

I did.

Why didn’t you cuss him out?

I did.

Why didn’t you tell the police?

I did.

Why didn’t you press charges?

I did.

Why did you just let it happen?

I didn’t.

Why didn’t you beat him up?

(Sigh)

[Alexander Clark @2clarky4me]

@xBrayDawg I can, but it's going to be very weird after seeing thicc georges when he beat bisping

[Alexander Clark @2clarky4me]

@xBrayDawg Git yer wolf tickets now

[Joshua Boggs @jboggsie]

just turn up the volume trust me 🎶

[Justin Roiland @JustinRoiland]

Holy shit.

[FOX Sports: UFC @UFCONFOX]

UNREAL! @EdsonBarbozaJr is a human highlight reel. Flying Knee to the moon landed on Dariush FTW. #UFCFortaleza https://t.co/PNJtzlLvz6

[Cheap Ass Gamer @videogamedeals]

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