Lori Deschanel

barely here

[Lori Deschanel @2sexy4thisapp]

@JoJoFromJerz Guy Fieri

[Lori Deschanel @2sexy4thisapp]

@cbcnewsbc @iamisaacbee Happy Birthday 🎂

[Lori Deschanel @2sexy4thisapp]

@bria_110 @grHoss Seems like I remember after sex behavior more than anything.

[Lori Deschanel @2sexy4thisapp]

@bria_110 @grHoss It was things that a few different ones did. Like the guy who after sex would kiss each breast and say I love you before getting off of me. And the one who would lay there and gently run his fingers across my back and talk afterwards.

[Lori Deschanel @2sexy4thisapp]

I feel like the kid’s drawing on the movie I’m watching

[Lori Deschanel @2sexy4thisapp]

Holy shit I am so baked rn.

[Lori Deschanel @2sexy4thisapp]

@Eternia_Mi @skinnyslaying Facts 💯

[Lori Deschanel @2sexy4thisapp]

@Eternia_Mi @skinnyslaying The op don’t even show their face. Probably no prize herself (or himself).

[Buckaroo @BeefcakeDillon]

Life is all about having a tasty treat and sucking on titties

[Ax Angelo 🎃👻 @ax_angelo]

No matter how broken you are
There is always someone around to help smash what's left of you into even smaller pieces

[CannibusLecter @FMLsweetly]

i’m no longer liking pictures of your pets. they’ve had a free ride for too long.

[Nostradadmus @bigpoppadrunk]

Marriage is sometimes apologizing for stuff you did in your wife's dream

[🌟 @kill_hat]

Very few things in this world are mega bussin

[The Wife @TheWifeYouLove]

After my meds I lay in bed, relax and fart a lot.

[🌟 @kill_hat]

If someone did this to me I’d die a thousand deaths in that moment

[Ax Angelo 🎃👻 @ax_angelo]

My dogs are deaf until it's dinner time and then they can hear a crumb drop 20 miles away

[intrusive thoughts @perseverating]

you make me feel safe to be me

[Ax Angelo 🎃👻 @ax_angelo]

Yes
We
Are
Aware
You
Have
Sex
🎉

Congratulations for being the 100,000,000,000 person to tweet about it and your lazy ass wonky orgasms

[Ax Angelo 🎃👻 @ax_angelo]

I stopped using Facebook all those years ago because every other message was about how someone needed help with their virtual farm picking corn or some weird shit like that

[The Wife @TheWifeYouLove]

So The Hulk isn’t a virgin.
Interesting.