brandon

father | wormhole traffic controller

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

hey fable nice job on the jacobian conjecture now could you please use the doordash cli to order me popeyes 5-piece chicken tenders

[brandon @3randino]

@BlGHINK @cavsdan Nice post. I agree

[brandon @3randino]

@cavsdan how your POBO getting sonned by the dude you just let walk? send Koby to AA

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Call her AI the way she’s giving me slop

[brandon @3randino]

@Clevta kenny has to go tonight

[brandon @3randino]

@cavsdan if kenny isn’t gone before game 2 we’re not tuning in

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING… PROUD TO BE A GOONER #COYG

[brandon @3randino]

@Tesla_AI the slamming on brakes for bird swooping is a bit much

[turd @goonageddon]

my broke buddy got twins on the way and he hit a $400 parlay the other night and ordered a parrot online

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

I need a GitHub too! Is it like that or nah?

[SweetDee @RealUnsweetDee]

Ummm…pretty sure you can tho…

[brandon @3randino]

false advertisement

[Naval @naval]

Coding an app is the new starting a podcast.

[brandon @3randino]

communism won’t only look good on paper

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@_kaitodev @garrytan @karpathy All jobs will be optional.

There will be universal high income.

[Baet @BaetIIDX]

I decided to mess around with linux and I considered using Arch but then remembered this image existed so I ruled it out

[$cerkoryn | dRep @Cerkoryn]

@disclosetv "Claude...capture Nicolas Maduro. Make no mistakes."

[LUKEY 🦄 @VERYKOOLLUKEY]

Goyslop?

Epstein files?

Rents 50% of your income?

A revolution?

Dude relax. we have bread and circus at 7pm

[Dario Amodei @DarioAmodei]

The Adolescence of Technology: an essay on the risks posed by powerful AI to national security, economies and democracy—and how we can defend against them: https://t.co/0phIiJjrmz

[✪ Evil Te𝕏an ✪ @vileTexan]

I still can't get over the situation in Minnesota.

They fucking imported 100,000 Somali's.
Nobody in the fucking government questioned it.

They put them all on SNAP and Welfare.
Nobody in the fucking government stopped it.

They gave them fake fucking daycare centers.
Nobody in the fucking government verified it.

They gave Ilhan Omar $30 Million of my dollars.
Nobody in the government fucking investigated it.

They created no-go zones in the United States.
Nobody in the government did a fucking thing.

The same fucking government won't pass the SAVE Act to protect our elections.

The same fucking government that Insider Trades and gets rich without term limits.

Fuck your white neighborhoods.
Fuck your voter ID laws.
Fuck your tax dollars.
Fuck your security.
Fuck your safety.

Fuck your nuclear family that could own a home, two cars, raise 3 kids, live on a single income, and have a stay at home mother.

They fucking took that from you and gave it to 3rd world retards.

This government fucking robbed us.
This government fucking hates us.

Who exactly are you fucking working for?
Because it clearly isn't working for me.

[Sauers @Sauers_]

as a reminder: humans cannot generate books. They cannot create books. They cannot find new books. The human can only mix words that have already been found and written and input into dictionaries by publishers.

[brandon @3randino]

actually fucking hilarious

[Alex Soros @AlexanderSoros]

So proud to be a New Yorker! The American dream continues!

Congrats, Mayor @ZohranKMamdani 🇺🇸🗽🌊