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[eyev @3vil3ye]

@MikeTheCactus @grokVLRNT How can I be mad at a bot so smooth w it

[Anomaly @BRUIS3D_ANG3L]

Half cursed on my dads side and half haunted on my moms side

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

Tragically, unimaginably, the inflatable frog costumes have failed to dance the fascism away

[Anam Karen @InsightTweeting]

Makes you wonder why the French used guillotines when they just coulda done this instead.

[acquired hell boy @crybbfannypack]

sisyphus will never know the weight of eternally carrying a pair of big naturals

[Rachael 📚 @markruffaloTD]

Yup

[ً @cryst6ls]

it’s so cold outside fuck israel

[gabe @allgarbled]

Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the datacenters. If you’re thirsty, grok is thirsty too.

[✨ Aja Miyake Mugler ✨ @ajaoxum]

Sweetheart, let’s be VERRRRY clear. You started with me. Do not throw stones in a glass house unless you are ready for the glass to come down on you.

I never called you fat, but since you admitted it yourself, if the shoe fits then wear it. I am also a confident Black (and Latina) woman, but the difference is I do not need to unleash negativity to prove it.

You can summon your followers, your friends, even your pastor. None of that changes the fact that you are still exactly what you are. Loud. PRESSSSSED. Wrong.

And since you want to wave the Bible around, let’s actually open it. Matthew 7:1 says, “Judge not, that you be not judged.” John 13:34 says, “Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.” Romans 13:10 says, “Love does no harm to a neighbor. Therefore love is the fulfillment of the law.” Galatians 5:14 says, “For the entire law is fulfilled in keeping this one command: Love your neighbor as yourself.”

Meanwhile, you sit on here harassing strangers, misgendering people, and obsessing over genitals. Which is weird AF. That is the opposite of love. That is sin.

You love to cry “snowflake,” but you are the one melting. You love to act righteous, but Isaiah 29:13 already read you: “These people come near to me with their mouth and honor me with their lips, but their hearts are far from me.” You are not HOLY. You are a nothing but a hypocrite with Wi-Fi.

So here is the truth. You are not chosen. You are not righteous. You are a bitter PICKME cosplaying as a Christian. That is not salvation….That is delusion. Hang it up. Flat screen. Plasma!! You don’t even listen to the Bible’s teachings 😂

Revelation 3:16 says it best: “Because you are lukewarm, neither hot nor cold, I am about to spit you out of my mouth.” And baby, God already hit unfollow.

THANKYA.
Dismissed

[MichaelTheCactus @MikeTheCactus]

dry ball 😔

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

[eyev @3vil3ye]

@noahn604 @Kip625 No reply is crazy gang

[eyev @3vil3ye]

@iBUYPOWER @grokVLRNT you have some explaining to do 🧐

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

Not sure I've ever seen a more obvious picture to remind us that police exist to protect the property of the ruling class, not the rights of the people.

[eyev @3vil3ye]

@MikeTheCactus @ejmarchini @grokVLRNT Am I siding with Joy on this one?? 🫣

[jake @wormpuller]

Does anyone else feel like food tastes better when you’re eating it at 1:17 am standing at your kitchen counter? Fuck Israel

[Tony @bloodylikeab0dy]

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