JAYME

High

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

It’s literally impossible for me to look at anyone but Mel B during this entire clip 🎨

[i like food @messedupfoods]

the girl in the backs reaction is sending me 😭😭

[Cow of the Day🐮 @CowoftheDay1]

📅 5th April 2026
🐮 Ash
🏷️ Instagram/teschhillsideranch
💕 #animaloftheday

[milos @miloslines]

is nothing sacred 💔 not my beautiful wife oxford comma

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

Our girl isn’t aging well

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

britney spears, 2000.

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

I’ve noticed that children that need entertainment during meals are raised by adults who need entertainment during meals. I see way more adults on their phones at the table than I do children. Children are monkey see monkey do. They will mirror your actions before they listen.

[Bob Morgan 🇬🇧🇺🇦 💙 @Bbmorg]

Chocolate

[sush @2sush]

How weird is it to be 35 and feel like you're 21. Until you talk to somenne who's actually 21 and suddenly you feel 150.

[Cow of the Day🐮 @CowoftheDay1]

📅 25th March 2026
🏷️ Instagram/highlandcattleofsaarela
💕 #animaloftheday

[ari @badgal_ari]

Cuz the fact that Tony replied 😂😂😂

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I do not understand the whole face the shower vs face away debate, i'm in the shower twirling round like a fuckin kebab??

[Spen Dat Shii @spenbae]

Lol I love watching her get her life from watching herself in the monitors lol

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[Princess @themultiplemom]

This. Because they in these schools still teaching that George Washington Carver invented Peanut Butter. He did not. What he did was even more impactful. He developed hundreds of practical uses for crops, including foods, dyes, soaps, medicines, and industrial products.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

I still laptop in bed. Some of us are keeping traditions alive.

[Supernova Momma @SupernovaMomma]

Or orgasm, sleep, swim… things that involve letting go

[ًًً @aboutidolgirls]

chloe x halle - ungodly hour (2021)

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Koyuki. Please do not disturb her. She's in ice cream scoop mode right now. Needs to focus. 12/10