Andrew German

Likes people who are funny. Doesn't like when people say “less” when they mean “fewer”. { @1Password Developer }

Mastodon: @[email protected]

[Andrew German @4german]

@Lucretiel I'm mad I didn't see this mention when it happened so I could have replied a ridiculous but plausible example like a macro that only accepts periods.

[Tapbots @tapbots]

We still don't have any news from Twitter.

We are honored that so many of you have chosen us as the way to browse Twitter for the past 12+ years and hope it can continue.

In the meantime, we have been working on something else…
https://t.co/Pf48gPa7Ll

[flglmn @flglmn]

looking forward to the first video of a tesla trying to drive directly through it

[parker lyons @tweetsbyparker]

“wow this is a beautiful UI for such a small team”
the backend:

[🖤wil wisp🖤 @wil_wisp]

my favorite tinder message I've ever received #celeste

[Andrew German @4german]

@johnmarstall Maybe the real AI is the work we plagiarized along the way.

[manny @mannyfidel]

new covid variant looks like the last few characters of the file name for a 720p DVD rip of THE DEPARTED torrented from pirate bay in 2007

[Andrew German @4german]

@nikouf @1Password It’s on the list and should hopefully be coming soon.

[—————————————————————————————————————————dash🏴‍☠️ @da5ch0]

happy new year, and happy social media exclusive opsec-friendly birthday to all who celebrate

[Andrew German @4german]

I get the feeling his solution isn’t “pay airport workers a living wage”

[CBC News @CBCNews]

Federal Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre is calling for tougher rules for airlines, saying the airport chaos over the holidays was not acceptable

https://t.co/oKgy5NPeZv

[Andrew German @4german]

@johnmarstall Both of mine have started drifting and I’m really upset. I thought this generation would be defined by shitty joysticks only from Nintendo, but at least Nintendo has a repair program.

[Aaron Buley @aaronbuley]

90s kids, tell me how this makes you feel.

[Andrew German @4german]

@philletourneau The 23 and Me 2022 Wrapped is really unhinged

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Tried to use the Shutterfly mobile app to design my Christmas cards. Selected the wrong photo from my camera roll so now I have 90 of these.

[Andrew German @4german]

This is the best sequence from what remains the best movie I’ve ever seen.

[Geeks of Color @GeeksOfColor]

4 years ago today, ‘Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse’ hit theaters!

Time to revisit the iconic 'Leap of Faith' scene.🔥

[Andrew German @4german]

@Lucretiel That’s not a very nice yellow (tarnished faux gold?)

[Oscar the Grouch @OscarTheGrouch]

Trash

[Andrew German @4german]

“Why don’t you pass the time by playing a little solitaire?”

[CBC News @CBCNews]

WNBA star Brittney Griner has begun stepping back into a life that was put on hold by more than nine months of Russian imprisonment, but the journey that lies ahead may bring its own challenges. https://t.co/j8Jyf9AK3z