Sarah Barker

Social networking junkie with a drinking problem

[Sarah Barker @5arah_B]

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put Tamnavulin 31 Year Old 1991 (cask 9040502) - Connoisseurs Choice (@gordon_macphail) from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! https://t.co/woKUkKKJab

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Why is our system so loaded in favour of the very rich ?

Did we ever vote for this ?

[Sarah Barker @5arah_B]

This looks like a great backpack trip! https://t.co/uFHwqLzNlq

[Sarah Barker @5arah_B]

Genuinely doubt my adulthood when it comes to being unable to take the safety caps off cough medicine.

[Sarah Barker @5arah_B]

Sunday's are for down time. I can't wait to do nothing today :)

[Sarah Barker @5arah_B]

7 cups of tea in 4hrs isn't that bad right? #caffeine

[Sarah Barker @5arah_B]

This time last week I drank waaay too much vodka. This week it's too much tea #timeshavechanged #alotcanhappeninaweek #stressed

[Sarah Barker @5arah_B]

Damn it I hate safety windows. My room stinks! #IBS #stressed #tmi

[Sarah Barker @5arah_B]

Close to breaking point. Any mathematicians out there? #engineering #maths #integration #ODE

[Sarah Barker @5arah_B]

Is there anyone out there who understands year 2 Engineer maths? Seriously struggling with ODEs #integration #ordinarydifferentialequations

[Sarah Barker @5arah_B]

I wanna be in their gang! https://t.co/1tCUig761Y

[Arcade Fire @arcadefire]

What happens after the show.

[The Independent @Independent]

Arcade Fire just played a show that proves why they're one of the best bands in the world https://t.co/b0qMjdJcEN

[Arcade Fire @arcadefire]

Put me in coach

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things that mean "yes"
-Oh go on then
-If you're having one
-I mustn't really
-If we have to
-It's not for me to say
-It'll have to be quick

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Things that mean "no":
-Yeah, could do
-I'm easy really
-Well, yes and no
-We'll see
-Maybe
-If that's what you fancy
-I'll see how I feel

[Sarah Barker @5arah_B]

When you drive your tv over 300 miles and leave the remote at home. #tootired

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

'Got a bone to pick with you. Why's the Snitch worth 150 points?...side that catches it always wins... makes no sense...' & on & on forever. https://t.co/JR8zrJbgeU

[Sarah Barker @5arah_B]

@noelfielding11 Since Weatabix!

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I would pay good money for a podcast of Mel, Sue and Mary getting drunk and doing commentary of the entire episode #GBBO