Simon

Wine. Food. Marketing. Not necessarily in that order. Results may vary.

[Simon @5imon_5ays]

Hey @JimDeshaies & @Boog_Sciambi I think the logo on the socks is supposed to go on the inside, so when you cross your legs the logo is revealed...maybe? Either that or I've been wearin' backwards the whole time.

[sartoshi🐋 @sartoshirip]

@0xmonas @base @gmmoneyETH Want early access? Register on our official site🐄

👉 https://t.co/XmuUhuQsdg

Registered wallets will be whitelisted for beta access soon!

[Simon @5imon_5ays]

@firstwefeast Adios Milky Way!

[Simon @5imon_5ays]

Zoom's new product offering: Irony.

Even Zoom Is Making People Return to the Office https://t.co/351cDhzA5e

[Simon @5imon_5ays]

Nature pushing back. It's real. She Steals Surfboards by the Seashore. She’s a Sea Otter. https://t.co/vSszsm1Aa2

[Simon @5imon_5ays]

Here's an idea, how about @NUFBFamily pull a reverse @TedLasso and hire Graham Potter. He's not busy, and no one "really" wants that job. #NorthwesternFootball #CoachingVacancy

[Simon @5imon_5ays]

Brazil Bars Bolsonaro From Office for Election-Fraud Claims https://t.co/3SJCYUHZNr

Meanwhile, in the USA 🤦‍♂️ Sigh.

[Simon @5imon_5ays]

Hey @BoogSciambi is a pitcher really “in a jam” when there are two outs? Asking for a friend. Thanks! Love you and @JimDeshaies in the booth, along with the rest of the crew.

[Simon @5imon_5ays]

As I continue to witness people being horrid and selfish towards one another on the regular, I typed a quick search into my favorite search engine. Here are the results... #WhyArePeopleAssholes https://t.co/5gEVxFlk7X

[Simon @5imon_5ays]

Take that @AnheuserBusch @KidRock may dislike you but @millerhighlife just got cancelled! Miller High Life Crushed by Fist of Champagne Police https://t.co/MlQ1ZUnDPu

[Simon @5imon_5ays]

Been thinking a lot lately about systems of power, and how they exist to self-perpetuate, rather than serve. A little recent Gallup data courtesy of @nytimes that shows me I'm not alone. #Blurg

[Simon @5imon_5ays]

Do you ever wonder about our newfound inability to relate to one another? Here's a potential answer...slow down!

Aisles Abroad: Dutch grocer Jumbo embraces a slower checkout option https://t.co/KZGCzZsxaG via @grocerydive

[Simon @5imon_5ays]

Say what you want about the food, but at 6x visits they're clearly getting something right. Check out Wherever In-N-Out Goes, Cult Status Follows https://t.co/OO0K8mn2eA via @QSRmagazine

[Simon @5imon_5ays]

@LeftHash @TuckerCarlson @mmschocolate @MayaRudolph M&M’s hinted that its announcement to pull back on using spokescandies might be part of a Super Bowl advertising stunt. - from this morning's NYT. Guess I overestimated @TuckerCarlson clout score.

[Simon @5imon_5ays]

Thanks for ruining one of my favorite candy branding campaigns you jerk. @TuckerCarlson I guess we know definitively that M&Ms don't have a backbone @mmschocolate 🤦‍♂️

[Simon @5imon_5ays]

Because we all drink Fireball for it's fine whiskey qualities.🤦‍♂️. Person up and drink @JeppsonsMalort like a proper human.

Woman sues Fireball maker Sazerac for selling whiskey 'flavored’ alcohol https://t.co/k8ZJUMU6Ec via @nypost

[Simon @5imon_5ays]

@LeftHash @TuckerCarlson @mmschocolate 3 (pt. 2) I've actually fallen deeply in love with my answer to #1 and won't be keying anything else that may cast doubt on that theory. Side note...do you think this effects my candidacy for the Global Director of Insights role recently applied for at Mars? 🤦‍♂️

[Simon @5imon_5ays]

@LeftHash @TuckerCarlson @mmschocolate 3. As I watch my kids go about their lives, accepting everyone at face value, and judging them more on their actions than their sexual orientation, or pronouns, or beliefs, it makes me sad that a bunch of smart adults feel pressed to make this types of choices.

[Simon @5imon_5ays]

@LeftHash @TuckerCarlson @mmschocolate 1. Unlikely since The Spokescandies have been a fixture for a long time. More likely the brand has been trying to move in a new direction for a while and @TuckerCarlson gave them the push they needed to say "no!" to their creative agency. #JaredFogelWasFramede