Jordan Beaton

[Dan Carlin @HardcoreHistory]

Retweeting because we don’t see enough stuff like this. Kudos to all involved.

[Umbrella Academy @UmbrellaAcad]

well look who it is... the umbrella academy returns july 31, until then here's your first look at S2.

[A bear @A_single_bear]

Snakes are not scary as long as they do not engage in snake-like activities such as:

-Slithering
-Hissing
-Pretending to be a stick
-Biting and/or squeezing
-Doing that tongue flicker thing that seems wholly uncalled for
-Being a snake (aggressively)
-Being a snake (passively)

[Jordan Beaton @6Beaton]

“I don’t want tinted windows on my car because I’ll look to gangster” -Mom

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Allan J. was a true friend of my father & a great son of Cape Breton. Canada is better for each of his 96 years. May he rest in peace.

[As Seen on Route 19 @AsSeenOnRoute19]

People buying the Chronicle Herald at the Freshmart #SeenOnRoute19

[As Seen on Route 19 @AsSeenOnRoute19]

Him: The wind is not your friend when you're driving a motorcycle
Me: I don't need any friends

[Jordan Beaton @6Beaton]

@14carlispears @_laurelmacd This would be amazing!

[Jordan Beaton @6Beaton]

I like how people complain about getting ID'd at the NSLC even though when I'm over at the pet store they ask if I have an adult with me...

[Michael Scott @mscottbot1]

Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?

[Jordan Beaton @6Beaton]

*Goes in for a oil change* Mechanic - you could get a ticket for how bad your tires are, you need an alignment, and your manifold is leaking

[Jordan Beaton @6Beaton]

@_laurelmacd wut

[DylannHogan ➐ @Dylanrockstar4]

For every retweet this gets I will donate 5cents to the Cape Breton Regional Hospital Mental Health department #BellLetsTalk

[Jordan Beaton @6Beaton]

In Cape Breton the tumble weeds are Christmas trees 🌲

[Jordan Beaton @6Beaton]

@BrittanyMacDon yup! @hannahbeaton was quite the snipper as well!

[Jordan Beaton @6Beaton]

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room being broke

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

when u have no assignments due and time to relax

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

Me: *sleeps late*
Me to me before class: Skip it