Joyce Hill

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you.

[Evelyn Tenney @baldygin98]

When you're tired, draw strength from God. When you're speechless, talk to God. When you feel alone, look around, there is God.

[Joyce Hill @75Foka]

"I love Eminem!" "I like Skittles better" "No, the rapper you idiot" "You're the idiot, what's so good about a M&M wrapper?"

[Tobie Vrooman @DkumekhovG]

I don't make typos, I make new words.

[Lonnie Hammond @ManizhaZamesova]

Remember when I asked you out? No. Yeah, me neither.

[Ruby Youngblood @84Stishev]

"It means 'to be happy'."

[Donna Payne @butyrskikhdari1]

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

[Stephanie Crane @GorodkevichW]

I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?

[Monica Hill @VityaVorzheva]

I think i can become a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.

[Laurie Yohe @GelsemMega]

A jealous woman does better research than FBI

[Helen Camp @pdobryashchev]

The weirder you sculpt your facial hair, the less likely I am to put you out if you're ever on fire.

[Joyce Hill @75Foka]

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

[Joyce Hill @75Foka]

3 reasons why I cuss: 1) Because I fucking want to. 2) Because I fucking can. 3) Because I don't give a fuck.

[Joyce Hill @75Foka]

White bitches get pregnant and get a show "16 and Pregnant" Black bitches get pregnant and get 30 minutes of Maury.

[Joyce Hill @75Foka]

Money may not solve every problem, but it would likely solve my money problem.

[Joyce Hill @75Foka]

W.O.M.A.N: Wise. Outstanding. Mature. Awesome. Nuturing

[Joyce Hill @75Foka]

I think that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

[Joyce Hill @75Foka]

S.T.U.D.Y = Singing, Tweeting, Unlimited Texting, Dreaming, Yawning.

[Paula Burns @1993Ereshchenko]

When you drop something right in front of you and it completely disappears.