Tammy Harvey

When things aren't working out as you wish, be patient. Stop trying to move ahead of God. His timing is perfect. Trust Him.No DM

[Michele Gose @sasnozmono]

First day of school hoes be like ''OMG , Time for a new start!!'' Bitch please, ain't nobody forget about what you did last year.

[Tammy Harvey @81Slepko]

Gave my son a pocketknife & the crybaby cut himself. So I'm dyeing his hair black & disguising him as an emo kid before his mom gets home.

[Gail Tejeda @88Sluzhitel]

"Would you like a bag?" "No thanks, I thought I would carry these 14 items on my head..."

[Tammy Harvey @81Slepko]

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day....

[Tammy Harvey @81Slepko]

My son told me he could see the future. So I punched him in the face. "Guess you're not very good at it."

[Tammy Harvey @81Slepko]

That awkward moment when a package says "Easy open" & you end up using scissors, knife, hammer and a gun trying to open it.

[Tammy Harvey @81Slepko]

Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla.

[Merna Garcia @kiryushichev]

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

[Tammy Harvey @81Slepko]

Do you call that a bathing suite? It looks like they haven't delivered it yet!

[Barbara Hooper @KonichenkoNice]

My friend falls,I laugh...My phone falls, I panic.

[Tammy Harvey @81Slepko]

So I'm told if you post a secret on your Google Plus page or Second page on the Google Search...it's still a secret.

[Susan Everett @xyjojRa]

When I talk to babies and pets I do it like an idiot.

[Laura Arthur @93Arnesa]

I speak 4 languages, English, profanity, sarcasm & real shit!

[Tammy Harvey @81Slepko]

Some of your best memories will come from your dumbest decisions.

[Gail Tejeda @88Sluzhitel]

"Age is just a number" - Yeah well...Jail is just a room.

[Tammy Harvey @81Slepko]

A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife...but a Tiger Wood.

[Lea Peck @82Naum]

2chainz is the guy from iCarly that sells bagels

[Merna Garcia @kiryushichev]

8 year old kids today have Facebook, twitter, phones, iPod. When i was there age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination.