Joy Coffelt

Theres always that one special person that no matter what theyve done to you, you still, just cant let them go.

[Joy Coffelt @91Markian]

I hate it when I say something funny, and then someone says it louder and gets all the credit.

[Joy Coffelt @91Markian]

When you drop something right in front of you and it completely disappears.

[Joy Coffelt @91Markian]

American kid: "You're from the UK? Cool! So do you have tea with the Queen?" British kid: "Do you go to McDonalds with Obama?"

[Joy Coffelt @91Markian]

Having a bad day is like watching a boring movie. You wanna fast-forward to the part where everyone dies.

[Christy Crites @zmuzlanova]

When you are losing an argument on the internet, remember that attacking your opponents spelling and punctuation is always advisable.

[Beverly Donahue @DSpataev1976]

Don't stress over what could've been. If it should've been, odds are it would've been.

[Della Irvin @MissPodkopay]

By the time you realize, what your parents said was RIGHT You'll have kids who begin to think you're WRONG.

[Joy Coffelt @91Markian]

Textaphrenia - thinking you've heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.

[Joy Coffelt @91Markian]

A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife...but a Tiger Wood.

[Claire Stokes @ProkoninZosima]

Better late than never, but never late is better.

[Joy Coffelt @91Markian]

Facebook is my friend. YouTube is my voice. Google is my brain. Twitter is my heart.

[Joy Coffelt @91Markian]

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

[Margaret Newman @plugarevserapi1]

Twitter is the only place Where I get excited when a stranger follows you.

[Joy Coffelt @91Markian]

"Twitter is stupid!" *one month later* "DUDE, I can't stop tweeting!" Who remembers saying this??

[Joy Coffelt @91Markian]

I just want to meet a girl who loves me for who I am or literally any other reason.

[Linda Bryant @sapeleva]

In Hell you can't untag pictures of yourself.

[Joy Coffelt @91Markian]

Trying to act natural around cops, even when you did nothing wrong.

[Joy Coffelt @91Markian]

I've changed? No.. I just grew up. I stopped letting people push me around, I learned that I can't always be happy, I accepted reality!

[Joy Coffelt @91Markian]

Broke people always tryna make plans

[Miriam Valdez @Efimiy76]

An ugly personality will crush a gorgeous face.