Sherly Mathews

Don't rush anything. When the time is right, it'll happen.

[Sherly Mathews @94Sabaneeva]

The best kinds of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard your laugh becomes silent. 2) Feeling a six -pack coming. 3) Tears coming out of your eyes.

[Sherly Mathews @94Sabaneeva]

If you're talking behind my back you're in a good position to kiss my ass.

[Sherly Mathews @94Sabaneeva]

Vegetarians, if you love animals so much, why do you eat all of their food?

[Sherly Mathews @94Sabaneeva]

If dicks had wings your mouth would be an airport.

[Sherly Mathews @94Sabaneeva]

That gangsta feeling when you rap your favorite song without messing up.

[Sherly Mathews @94Sabaneeva]

Who invented hugs? I mean, the first hug would have been so awkward. It's like "what are u doin, y are u holding me???" "shhh just trust me"

[Mary Perkins @XfAyzenshtat83]

When a girl is silent, she's either over-thinking, tired of waiting, falling apart, crying inside, or all of the above.

[Leslie Jones @LamaykinsUs]

My favorite coffee in the morning is the one where no one talks to me while I drink it.

[Sherly Mathews @94Sabaneeva]

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

[Laura Hopps @lagodnov]

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

[Jacqueline Goodman @2015Stepanyan]

I honestly enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

[Sherly Mathews @94Sabaneeva]

Birthdays are good for you, the more you have the longer you live.

[Sherly Mathews @94Sabaneeva]

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem.

[Sherly Mathews @94Sabaneeva]

Twitter becomes 100 times more entertaining when you have work to do.

[Sherly Mathews @94Sabaneeva]

Why are children obese? Probably because burgers are $.99 and salads are $4.99.

[Darlene Shrum @Studenov1991]

I'm a lazy texter, unless you're cute, or I like you.

[Brenda Blackmon @fsmotorchuk]

"Omg! You have grown so much! I remember you when you were just a baby!" "Who are you?.

[Mary Bass @egoriyd]

It's going to be drizzy outside. Expect a lil wayne.

[Kelly Lynn @arakelyants1]

A round of applause for that bitch who unfollowed you , blocked you and now is looking at your profile from their friend page.

[Sherly Mathews @94Sabaneeva]

Females will stop speakin 2 their friends over the littlest things but will forgive the same trifling ass dude a millions times