Kelly Lynn

The path to

[Vanessa Morton @97Dosa]

White bitches get pregnant and get a show "16 and Pregnant" Black bitches get pregnant and get 30 minutes of Maury.

[Kelly Lynn @arakelyants1]

Remember when using "protection" meant wearing your helmet?

[Kelly Lynn @arakelyants1]

Google+ is the gym of social networking: We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

[Mary Lombardo @eryagin]

Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to?

[Stacie Brasel @abonakov]

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

[Kelly Lynn @arakelyants1]

i hate when people who choose to live their life wrong, always claim to be the victim. you know what your doing.

[Kelly Lynn @arakelyants1]

"H3y wUt r yhu dooinq?" ... About to throw a dictionary at yo ass

[Christopher Garcia @NuraevaRozochka]

Ghetto people are always naming their kids after stuff they cant afford: Mercedes, Bentley, Pearl, Life Insurance.

[Mary Williams @MissVukol]

I wanted to give you something you need but I didn't know how to wrap up a bath tub.

[Carolyn Ray @dboltukhin]

S.C.H.O.O.L. = Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life. C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Start Sleeping. F.I.N.A.L.S. = Fu*k I Never Actually Learned Shit.

[Suzanne Olson @AykuiKnyshova]

To catch me, you gotta be fast. To find me, you gotta be smart. To be me?! Sh*t! You gotta be kidding!

[Kelly Lynn @arakelyants1]

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad slavery was abolished. I just don't understand why marriage is still legal.

[Karen Hyde @KhavvaMekh]

Do you want to speak to the manager or someone who knows what's going on?

[Kelly Lynn @arakelyants1]

Excuse me you have a little face on your make-up.

[Kelly Lynn @arakelyants1]

A recent study shows that 90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

[Kelly Lynn @arakelyants1]

I try to donate to charity, but they keep bringing my kids back.

[Jackeline Webb @OsmakovI]

A bike cannot stand up on its own simply because it's "too tired" ?.

[Pamela Campbell @ChuliyKondrat]

"Dad, can I go to a 50 Cent concert?" "Sure son, here's $1, take your sister too!"

[Kelly Lynn @arakelyants1]

Who needs a social life when you have Netflix and a fridge full of food?

[Kelly Lynn @arakelyants1]

My texting speed increases when I'm mad.