Mary Williams

People miss you more when they see how much happier you are without them.

[Mary Williams @MissVukol]

"I'll be there in 5 minutes... If not, read this again."

[Lilly Pettit @debora_venerova]

Don't judge a persons choices if you don't understand their reasons.

[Lenora Sanchez @bulavchuk1981]

Never leave something good to find something better, because once you realize you had the best, the best has found better.

[Mary Williams @MissVukol]

Just drank two 5-Hour Energy shots. Will I get 10 hours of energy? And why is that rainbow giggling at me? AndAHH MY SKIN IS ON INSIDE-OUT!

[Mary Williams @MissVukol]

I honestly enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

[Mary Williams @MissVukol]

I wanted to give you something you need but I didn't know how to wrap up a bath tub.

[Laura Andrus @maksimiansoloz1]

Trying to find a song you heard on the radio by Googling a phrase from it.

[Mary Williams @MissVukol]

Trying to find a good time to tell my dog he's adopted.

[Mary Williams @MissVukol]

It's not hard to find someone who tells you they love you, Its Hard To find someone who actually means it.

[Mary Williams @MissVukol]

SWAG = (S)omething (W)e (A)ll (G)et tired of hearing

[Hazel Lopez @pkuzevanov]

Saying "Thats crazy" when you haven't been paying attention to what someone's saying.

[Mary Williams @MissVukol]

That awkward moment when you show someone something really funny & they don't think it's funny at all.

[Mary Williams @MissVukol]

Dear face wash commercials, nobody actually splashes their faces with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet.

[Mary Williams @MissVukol]

Be careful who you call your damn friends. I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

[Mary Williams @MissVukol]

ME: How about a quickie? *pulls pants down*

[Mary Williams @MissVukol]

Relationships last longer when everybody doesn't know your business.

[Stacie Brasel @abonakov]

Alcohol goes in, truth comes out.

[Victoria Sharp @95Oliya]

I need a punctuation mark that is halfway between a period and an exclamation point so I can answer texts without sounding bored or insane.

[Mary Beard @InosovT]

Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.

[Mary Williams @MissVukol]

No matter what, don't let your emotions overpower your intelligence.