Danny Dubz

Shaka, when the walls fell. Fmr blood boi @ Twitter.

These tweets are for me. Reading my tweets is endorsement.

[Danny Dubz @ADanielWhite]

Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down is a love ballad from Lex Luthor to Superman and I will fight anyone that disagrees.

[Danny Dubz @ADanielWhite]

Would.

[TVP @Theveripost]

TEXAS WOMAN ARRESTED FOR
"DISGUISED AS A MAN' TO ENTER ALL-MALE BBQ COMPETITION, WON FIRST PLACE

[duncan b-梁 🦦🇵🇸 @dunksdeux]

yoda: troubled by this news, you are?

luke: it's just, uh, she kinda... kissed me full on the lips a while ago

yoda [smirking]: kissed you, she did?

luke: cmon man i didn't know

yoda [visibly texting, trying not to laugh]: no worries, understand, i do,

[Dan Baltic @baltic_dan]

“Do you really think I would suck your dick and eat your shit if there remained the slightest chance of your affecting the outcome? I sucked your dick 35 minutes ago”

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

When I saw this scene it finally hit me - Homelander was the bad guy. This man who I had spent five years idolizing was actually not a hero at all. He would even engage in homosexual activity to save his own life which is the worst thing a man can do

[Naz @nazbowling102]

My 28 year old brother, who has never worked a real job and still lives with his parents, started talking about the "secret to inner peace" and my mother started crying

[Danny Dubz @ADanielWhite]

I felt a great disturbance in the Longhouse... as if millions of fake email jobs crying out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NEW - Meta is installing new tracking software on U.S.-based employees’ computers that captures mouse movements, clicks and keystrokes to train its AI models and build AI agents that can perform work tasks autonomously, the company told staffers in internal memos — Reuters

[Danny Dubz @ADanielWhite]

@jmwsays There is nothing wrong with her that a steady hand and an ice pick to your ear drum can't fix.

[Danny Dubz @ADanielWhite]

@jmwsays

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

even as a child i knew i wanted a cigarette

[Danny Dubz @ADanielWhite]

@jmwsays No one wants a pink bull. Black or I'm not even pulling out the special chair.

[Danny Dubz @ADanielWhite]

@jmwsays

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

The Italian will cry that he is the heir of Rome. This is not so,,your modern Italian is the rejected admixture of Gothic-Vandal and Arabic Tunisian. An illiterate shell collector in the Ionian Isles or a common littoral Turk (nationality) has more claim than a Sicilian ape

[Danny Dubz @ADanielWhite]

"My Fair Lady"-ing the autistic girl at work, but I'm just giving her a bottle of shampoo with a pleading look.

[Danny Dubz @ADanielWhite]

@jmwsays *rubbing eyes and sniffing* Ever date a black guy?

[Danny Dubz @ADanielWhite]

From this photo alone, the guy on the left should've been the Pope.

[screencaps @screenscaps]

shot of the decade

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

DON'T ACT SURPISED AMERICA. You imported these third world DAGO WOPS and they circle the wagons! Investigate the judge. NOW.! Likely from the same village or locale in Italy as the wretched terrorist..Italians are very insular in this way. DEPORT EVERY CASTOR OIL HAIRED GUINEA

[Danny Dubz @ADanielWhite]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[GeoInsider @InsiderGeo]

UPDATE: Internet connectivity in parts of Pakistan and India is degraded after subsea cable failures in the Red Sea. Apparently, the SMW4 and IMEWE systems near Jeddah are affected. This is huge these cables carry massive traffic between Europe, the Middle East, and Asia.

[birdbath @birdbath]

They should make a dating app just for guys who will eat pussy for like an hour in exchange for a hot meal or the girl will let him sleep in her car or on her couch for the night. They should invent a God that isn't cruel

[Danny Dubz @ADanielWhite]

I'll let you know by the time I save up that much.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Which family member would you slap for $50,000,000?