Thackery Earwicket.

Often found canoodling with @DozingDormouse, romancing @FiercelyAlice and annoying @CursedHatter. {#RP}

[Thackery Earwicket. @AFunkyEarwicket]

"don'т тнreaтen мe wιтн a good тιмe."

- ғorмerly @AFunkadelicHare.
- noт new тo rp.
- мad т parтy/aιw/dιѕney rp.
- rт'ѕ apprecιaтed!

[Thackery Earwicket. @AFunkyEarwicket]

@DozingDormouse OOF.

[Yes. Yes, he is.]

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

I’m in charge.

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

[Intervenes before @AWildLionheart can even eye up @AFunkyEarwicket a second time.]

He might be in your notifications but he’s STILL MINE, THANK-YOU.

[Asserting the dominance.]

[From a safe distance where he’s certain that Lady Mallymkun will not stab, slash, or eat him from.]

[Thackery Earwicket. @AFunkyEarwicket]

Mmmm. Nope. Not now. Too late.

[Jefferson. @CursedHatter]

But it’s not too late?!

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(641): I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.

(319): What? Are you sick?

[ℋatter. @someneedmagic]

Mally:

[Thackery Earwicket. @AFunkyEarwicket]

N O P E.

[ℋatter. @someneedmagic]

Jefferson @ Thack about Mally:

[Thackery Earwicket. @AFunkyEarwicket]

He's shared and loved by all! He is his own person!

[Jefferson. @CursedHatter]

He’s a married Mouse that belongs to/you/!

[Thackery Earwicket. @AFunkyEarwicket]

He's a free Mouse! He can do whatever he wants!

[Jefferson. @CursedHatter]

NO.

Control your Mouse!

[Thackery Earwicket. @AFunkyEarwicket]

Hatter, /YES./

[Jefferson. @CursedHatter]

Thackery.

[Raises brow.]

/No/.

[Thackery Earwicket. @AFunkyEarwicket]

ENCOURAGE HIM, PLEASE.

[Jefferson. @CursedHatter]

Don’t encourage the Mouse, you. Alice. You.

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

I EXPECT NOTHING LESS.

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

This seat.

Good.

Yes.

[Thackery Earwicket. @AFunkyEarwicket]

@DozingDormouse [IS RIGHTFULLY SMOTHERED.]

I know, I know.

[Heart-eyes.]

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

[Runs up to @AFunkyEarwicket and sweeps him right off his feet.]

Hi. I love you.

[Smothers in kisses.]

The /most/.

[Thackery Earwicket. @AFunkyEarwicket]

Sure was. Mhm. That's how I knew you were mine.

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

I’m glad I entertain you on every level, @AFunkyEarwicket.

[Thackery Earwicket. @AFunkyEarwicket]

[SHOOTS OUT FROM UNDER THE TABLE AND MAKES A MAD DASH UPSTAIRS.]

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

[Stealthlike climbing onto the top of the pool table.]

[Proceeds to make banging noises on top of it.]

[Thackery Earwicket. @AFunkyEarwicket]

[SCREAMING ENSUES.]

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

[Has to slap a hand over his mouth to hide his silent fit of laughter.]

YOU GO, THACK. HIDE.

[Thackery Earwicket. @AFunkyEarwicket]

[YELPS AND DASHES BACK UNDER THE POOL TABLE.]

[Mallymkun Loir. @DozingDormouse]

I —

[Alarmed look.]

YOU BETTER HIDE.