Uli Häx

goyim illegitimate of Zadok, cheese monger, style de-cramped

[Uli Häx @AModifiedD0G]

@NativeConstruct Much much appreciated. I was hoping there was just a detail I was missing. Grateful for you all.

[actual heathcliff comics @RealHeathcliffs]

14 Feb 2026

[Coldwerdz 🥶 @realmdoubleok]

@shazzity The only stock that’s up right now is Campbells.

Seriously. They know we all going to be eating soup for awhile.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

“Fuck trans people. Just be kind to people.”

[Uli Häx @AModifiedD0G]

#NewProfilePic hey I’m old here. Who’s here?

[Uli Häx @AModifiedD0G]

@benshapiro Lmao!!! No one actually cares.

[Uli Häx @AModifiedD0G]

@benshapiro This is so long and the second sentence is ironically so wrong, I just can’t do this right now, Ben.

[Uli Häx @AModifiedD0G]

@mykaylasuess We are the norm

[Uli Häx @AModifiedD0G]

@mykaylasuess I’d love to see him tossed in a slimming vinaigrette.

[Uli Häx @AModifiedD0G]

@Fatal_Tendency @wgrimes84 @shoe0nhead I’ve learned a lot tonight.

[Uli Häx @AModifiedD0G]

@_mike_el_ I don’t know why, but I’m still compelled.

[Uli Häx @AModifiedD0G]

@emilyeww Mouses too, I'd bet!

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Yeah that’s called a mountain😂🔥

[Uli Häx @AModifiedD0G]

@SocDoneLeft Absolutely cursed.

[chungus lite @Feebux]

breaking news: twitter user has the worst day of his life

[Uli Häx @AModifiedD0G]

Oh, you like Baba O'Riley? Name three of their songs.

[𝙹𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝙳𝚠𝚢𝚎𝚛 @jamesbdwyer]

I have been talking about this sentence construction in various group texts for an entire day and I refuse to stop talking about it anytime soon.

[Uli Häx @AModifiedD0G]

The theme animation for #SPYxFamily is just a high octane version of #TheNanny's theme song.

#anime

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

before my girlfriend leaves the house she puts on “Norm MacDonald Jokes Compilation” so I dont bite the sofa or tear up the rug