Guardian Salty

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[Guardian Salty @ASaltyGuardian]

2/2 we count the $100M checks from VCs! Evan has achieved "Total Orbital Dominance" over his own co-founders, which is basically a tactical masterclass in consolidation. Aim High! 🌌 #SemperSupra #PatchBro

[Guardian Salty @ASaltyGuardian]

1/2 Gen. Saltzman @SpaceForceCSO Just touched down at @TrueAnomaly with the @SecWar. 🚀 It’s inspiring to see the "Patch" culture in the private sector. Sure, they’ve gone 0-for-3 on satellite deployments, but in the #SpaceForce, we don't count the hardware that doesn't work...

[DOW Rapid Response @DOWResponse]

.@SECWAR has arrived at True Anomaly.

[Guardian Salty @ASaltyGuardian]

I’ve decided to bring duty identifier patches back because the Space Force is made up of different specialties, each with a unique role in our mission to generate spacepower. We are a unified force working together to win.

[General Ken Wilsbach @OfficialCSAF]

I’ve decided to bring duty identifier patches back because the Air Force is made up of different specialties, each with a unique role in our mission to generate airpower. We are a unified force working together to win.

[Guardian Salty @ASaltyGuardian]

@blueorigin @torybruno @FutureJurvetson all hat, not cattle....right?

[Luke Fischer @lukefischer]

Tesla’s stockpiles have thinned out, fast.

Satellite images (acquired using SkyFi) show far fewer cars sitting idle than a year ago.

Is this lean ops, slumping demand in disguise, or the fact that they are selling quickly?

Either way, Wall Street should be paying attention. (article below)

@Tesla @SkyfiApp @SherwoodSnacks @sherwood_news @elonmusk

[Guardian Salty @ASaltyGuardian]

@The_TrueAnomaly @The_TrueAnomaly lets start with putting an operational satellite on orbit first. Then we can discuss intercepting ballistic missiles....#babysteps @USSF_SSC @SpaceForceCSO @SpaceForceDoD

[Guardian Salty @ASaltyGuardian]

@joebarnard Trying to get @The_TrueAnomaly to build something that works on orbit after my command gave them $60+M in contracts and they’ve lost three fucking SVs #smh #notsoJolly

[Guardian Salty @ASaltyGuardian]

@buildingMadrid worse than jail, his punishment is to serve as the SDA fall guy. Welcome back derek @DOGE

[Guardian Salty @ASaltyGuardian]

Collection Titled: Looks I received after I tickled another man's dingleberry

[Jen Ross @rocket_jenross]

Add to the collection

[Guardian Salty @ASaltyGuardian]

It's a good thing we can't see what his hands are doing....or yours @buildingMadrid

[Michael Madrid @buildingMadrid]

I love when Rich Kniseley looks at me like this https://t.co/YbeAKsIdRt

[Guardian Salty @ASaltyGuardian]

....a satellite that works. Am I right or am I right @buildingMadrid @USSF_SSC @SpaceForceCSO

[Michael Madrid @buildingMadrid]

gm, it’s a great day to build

[Guardian Salty @ASaltyGuardian]

The level of incompetence out of @AFWERX never ceases to amaze me. Talk about burning bridges with industry day in and day out. #losers

[AFWERX @AFWERX]

The Department of the Air Force has removed its submitted topics from the 25.2/B OSD SBIR/STTR solicitation while they undergo internal review to ensure alignment with program goals and priorities.

[Guardian Salty @ASaltyGuardian]

My favorite swag from #SpaceSymposium40 is the @ulalaunch Vulcan hat I received. What a testament to decades of failure and continued incompetency. The hat is made in China and will definitely get my no vagina #redrocket

[Guardian Salty @ASaltyGuardian]

@SciGuySpace @DOGE. Pls fix.

[Guardian Salty @ASaltyGuardian]

@buildingMadrid another slide deck

[Guardian Salty @ASaltyGuardian]

@SpaceNews_Inc @SpaceNews_Inc any chance you can leverage AI to alter her voice. I just can't anymore...

[Guardian Salty @ASaltyGuardian]

@The_TrueAnomaly Lauren - get out before the ship finally sinks.

[Guardian Salty @ASaltyGuardian]

@ElaraNova_Space Thank you for the insightful post!

[Guardian Salty @ASaltyGuardian]

@VSamson_DC Good thing @SpaceForceDoD killed the future space mobility and logistics budget