Aashna

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

instagram needs to understand that i’d rather jump off the chrysler building than download threads

[Sam @samhtfc1907]

someone at snapchat needs to fuck off with all the random notifications

[ms. angel @buttabums]

i do not play about that toilet being closed when flushing

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

girls will see a picture of themselves from the lowest moment of their life and be like “omg I was so skinny…”

[Tanaya @tanaya_0510]

men be like do u wanna hangout in five minutes

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

deeply saddened by the passing of my colleague, Literal Hitler. while we disagreed on many things, he always knew how to make us laugh.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

incredibly sleepy i think i’ll.. stay up for 3 more hours doing nothing really

[27. @dimvji]

concerts will have you staring at the taller person in front of you wondering why they were born

[Luke Irving @imlirvingit]

Things I hate about SW London

[mo ཐི ₍^.ˬˬ.^₎ ཋྀ @fruitpibble]

movies are starting to look like the movies that people watch in movies

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Reading articles during your undergrad

[chase @_chase_____]

instead of meal prepping on sundays, have u considered taking an impromptu and cost ineffective trip to the grocery store every single day of the week?

[َ @aloaloksksks]

I miss every cat I’ve ever met

[🌙 @ninifems]

the humiliation ritual of having to be nice to a creepy man because you don’t want him to kill you

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“if you’re concerned about how much water data centers use, it’s way less than agriculture”

YES BUT WE HAVE TO EAT. WE DONT HAVE TO USE AI

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Women are out here sharing live locations, checking the backseats of cars, and holding their hands over their drinks. Men are doing 3 hour podcasts about how unfair it is that we don't smile at them. The disconnect is fatal.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

when the Uber driver just greets you and then takes you to your destination without any chit-chat

[𝒹𝓇𝓌💭 @kendrrw]

when you discover the last 15 pages of the 35 page pdf are just references