ABA-Satire (Triggering content)

Mostly Satire, Providing hope across the horizon 4 families affected by neurotypical disorder, making acting autistic a requirement for every kid through ABA!!!

[The Antichrist @seekingfaithies]

@BrennaLentner No, the logical ones are disobedient.

[ABA-Satire (Triggering content) @AbaSatire]

@BrennaLentner Neurotypicals may need more degrading treatments to rid themselves of the illusion that their public image of having a disabled child is more important than respect and love the child should be getting! *Thinking up degrading treatments*

[Neurotypicality Speaks @NT_Speaks]

@asdlinguist Also if you need more specific advice on how to treat neurotypicality through torture, @AbaSatire might be able to help you.

[Neurotypicality Speaks @NT_Speaks]

-Over the last two decades, extensive research has asked whether there is any link between childhood vaccinations and neurotypicality. The results of this research are clear: Neurotypicality does not cause vaccinations.

[Dreamer wants all people to be safe and free @drorydress]

@gregsTastyEggs @NT_Speaks @AutSciPerson The wife of my cousin has neurotypicality. It's weird.

[Neurotypicality Speaks @NT_Speaks]

-Torture (ABA) and other therapies based on the principle of torture are the best interventions for neurotypicality.
-An estimated 45 percent of people with neurotypicality are not able to speak reasonable sentences. (the ~45% who also vote for the republicans)

[Neurotypicality Speaks @NT_Speaks]

-Nearly nine-tenths of children with neurotypicality between the ages of 6 and 15 have been bullies.
-Nearly 28 percent of parents with neurotypicality are such bad parents that their autistic childs have self-injurious behaviors.

[Neurotypicality Speaks @NT_Speaks]

@ClearAutism i am really sorry that your cousin's son has neurotypicality. it has to be horrible.

[ABA-Satire (Triggering content) @AbaSatire]

@NT_Speaks We do, however know, that most neurotypicals will need constant support/torture/brainwashing to keep them from speaking out about their perspectives! They always prove to be such dangerous creatures! Just think of people who have to LIVE WITH NEUROTYPICALS! I have and it was HELL

[XIstential ÂÛtist 🪬 ∞ 💛 @ExistentialAut1]

A vital account setup to inform the world of just how afflicted neurotypicals are. Thoughts and prayers to all NT's and their families at this time. Let's aim for better outcomes for all neurotypicals. Analyse their genes, because we are not eugenisists! #NeurotypicalAwarness /s

[ABA-Satire (Triggering content) @AbaSatire]

*smeagel voice* I crave eugenicist flesh!

[ABA-Satire (Triggering content) @AbaSatire]

@soundcube

[ABA-Satire (Triggering content) @AbaSatire]

Yes please, so god, theres this think called ABA, where people have their based needs weaponized against them and repeatedly traumatized to the point of dysfunction. Usually I recommend it for Neuortypicals, but REPUBLICANS! HELL YA! The world needs them to go extinct anyway....

[ABA-Satire (Triggering content) @AbaSatire]

@adhd_on Yay! Welcome to the tribe!

[ABA-Satire (Triggering content) @AbaSatire]

#TaxTheChurches SERIOUSLY!

[Dave @Davedoingideas]

In an appointment today I got asked what symptoms of autism I had and how long I had been autistic for. There is clearly a need for even basic education amongst healthcare professionals #autism #autistic

[Simon John @Simonster4]

Sometimes posting on Twitter feels like shouting into the void.

I know there is a lot of #ActuallyAutistic people talking at the moment and it's easy to feel like my voice doesn't matter, but I know it does and adding to the #StopSpectrum10K talk is important.

#DiscussionNotDNA

[Emily♡ @ItsEmilyKaty]

This is massive.
The National Autistic Society have published this on Spectrum 10k, stating they are raising important concerns about the study and declined to participate in it.
Thank you @Autism.
https://t.co/5HS8GGIQJA

[ABA-Satire (Triggering content) @AbaSatire]

@autistictic Seems strange we need a diagnosis when Neurotypicals are the ones destroying the world! MUST CONVERT NEUROTYPICALS ASAP!