Evan

Your friendly neighborhood Texas Enthusiast.

Descriptive adjective, Occupation, Funny adjective.

Views are my own; don't steal them.

[Evan @AbusiveMilk]

(at a fancy dinner date before going to see the orchestra)

Her: who's your favorite conductor?

Me, an intellectual: Tom Hanks in The Polar Express

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

No that’s my emotional support sixteen pages of irrelevant contract language. Don’t redline it

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

What else does he have to do?

[𝜗𝜚 m JARVIS CRAVE 🏆 @nyetminder]

elliotte friedman and his fucking clicky clacky shoes coming to ruin my sunday

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

COME TO OUR PARADE!!!

[Gerry Cohen @gercohen]

@canes Stanley Cup victory celebration doesn’t start for 4 hours, but Fayetteville Street already has a relic of an unwanted past someone placed there LOL

[JWBS @JustWanaBS]

Crossing the street this morning and was able to catch the Vegas Golden Knights parade

[Sara @SaraCivian]

Me calling my lawyer after a rough night in sin city

[Walt Ruff @WaltRuff]

Conn Smythe Trophy winner Jordan Staal finished 83-for-122 (68.0%) in the dot during the #StanleyCup Final, the highest face-off percentage ever recorded in a Final.

[NHL Public Relations @NHLPR]

THREE LOSSES. 👀

That's all it took for the @Canes to capture the second #StanleyCup championship in franchise history.

#NHLStats: https://t.co/LbpyhDNoTP

[Oilersnation.com, Oily Since ‘07 @OilersNation]

Taylor Hall becomes the first, first overall pick selected by the Edmonton Oilers to win the Stanley Cup.

[Sports USA Live @SportsUSALive]

🚨HEY HEY WHAT DO YOU SAY! CAROLINA WINS THE STANLEY CUP FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS!🚨

#THATSHOCKEYBABY | #SOUNDTHESIREN | #STANLEYCUP

Watch @JohnForslund and Eddie Olczyk call the final minutes of Carolina's win.

📺: ESPN

[Eric Tulsky @EricTulsky]

Story has a happy ending though: we crushed those fools.

[Ryan Schumpert @ryanschumpert00]

We, as a society, must outlaw interstate signs for restaurants more then two miles off the exit.

[Alex @RealSFDynasty]

Winning a Cup, in a game 7, in front of the home crowd, 20 years after your first Cup win, would be one of the single greatest moments in history and keep me in a euphoric state for the rest of my life.

With that said, I hope with every fiber of my being that there is no game 7.

[Evan @AbusiveMilk]

I may not be able to sleep with my ears ringing this much lol

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Had themselves quite the night