Adam Schuitema

Author of three books of fiction: FRESHWATER BOYS, HAYMAKER, and THE THINGS WE DO THAT MAKE NO SENSE. Professor of English at Kendall College of Art and Design.

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I'm not on here much anymore, but I'm excited to share that my new novel, 'Half a Million Minutes,' is forthcoming from Regal House Publishing.

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We are so excited to welcome Adam Schuitema to our Regal House family and to bring you his novel Half a Million Minutes in the spring of 2027! Welcome, Adam! https://t.co/hGqHJCaO3k

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We are so excited to welcome Adam Schuitema to our Regal House family and to bring you his novel Half a Million Minutes in the spring of 2027! Welcome, Adam! https://t.co/hGqHJCaO3k

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@westonfront Chicago and Pittsburgh feel the same way about Gotham.

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@AbbyKlomparens Woo-hoo! It looks fantastic!

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@Kenny_Mayne Anthony Carter. Michigan Panthers.

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I took this video at the conclusion of the @KamalaHarris and @Tim_Walz rally in Detroit yesterday. Thought it captured the optimistic, patriotic vibes a lot of us are experiencing right now.

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@JYSexton

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We were watching "Oppenheimer" in the theater when my four-year-old turned to me gravely and whispered "Daddy how come the US doesn't drop nuclear bombs on other countries anymore?" And when I told him "Because we've become too woke to be true warriors", he started crying.

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@Super70sSports Coolest shoes ever.

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@smodaddy “You’ll never go in the water again.”

Yours wins, Mike.

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Get a load of these assholes ...

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Why was Robert Oppenheimer's security clearance revoked? Because he became too woke.

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@TSting18 The crossover that blew my mind as a kid.

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Come teach with me and @ToddKaneko & @ChrisLHaven & @HorrocksCaitlin & @oinkness (3CW classes, 1 fyw, Renewable post, up to three years.)

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Come work with me (or spread the word)! We are hiring a visitor to teach creative writing and FYW, looking to fill the position soon!

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@TSting18 In movies (and TV, novels, etc.) people often begin sentences with the word "besides," as in, "Besides, I already have plans."

I've never heard anyone speak like this in real life.

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@Super70sSports "That's my philosophy, Marty."

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@Timodc @LeBatardShow @PabloTorre "Glass Joe of kooks."

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@Super70sSports Happy Fourth of July, right there.