danny

[danny @Adams_Danny_]

@AnnoyingCarter @FatTriple @kuug40k For giving him the opportunity to “steal” a handgun and then bring it to school and proceed to shoot his teacher, maybe.

[Andyy @fw_andyyy]

Weed smell note to neighbor 😭

[Shak The Ceo 💼 @NumbThePain]

dude has had me in tears for 3 days LMFAOOOO

[MöCS @MocsMetal]

Real metal fans know their music taste sucks

[Coinbase Predict @CoinbasePredict]

@AnthropicAI

[danny @Adams_Danny_]

@rapybus @Brammflakes @pcgamer I can’t find pictures of the maps to show you. At least one of them is, yes. It’s even on each side for how much land each team gets. It should be like that for all the maps.

[Battlefield @Battlefield]

24 years ago, the first Battlefield opened.

Happy anniversary, Battlefield 1942 🫡

[Joe Brammer @Brammflakes]

@ARozayy23 No, buy it and support your local game dev.

[The Food Manufacturing Guy @TipOfTheBanana]

The soy sauce packet in your takeout bag isn't soy sauce. The biggest maker, Kari-Out in New Jersey, lists water, salt, hydrolyzed soy and corn protein, caramel color and sodium benzoate. No fermentation, no brewing. It's made in a couple of days by boiling defatted soy meal in hydrochloric acid, neutralizing it, then adding color and corn syrup so it looks and tastes close enough.

A lot of the bottles on the grocery shelf are the same thing. Kikkoman and the Japanese government went to the UN food standards body years ago and asked that the chemical version not be allowed to use the name soy sauce. The hydrolyzed protein industry and the USDA pushed back and it stayed. The brewed ones say naturally brewed on the label. If the bottle doesn't say it, it isn't.

[danny @Adams_Danny_]

@ATFShotMyDog @yashxlv @WARDOGS Fuck you dude. He is absolutely allowed to do this after a launch like this. I’m keeping the game but don’t be a dick.

[danny @Adams_Danny_]

@wetbootyjudy @WillSDMob @WARDOGS Insane comment for a game that hasn’t even been out more than 3 hours

[KEiKO into dreams... @FriendlyGirlKKo]

Anyone playing Metal Gear Solid 4 for the first time today should legaly be required to watch a hour video of Old Snake smoking a cigarette before they can play.

[danny @Adams_Danny_]

@ParsonsMuse @CultureCrave Crazy. You just need to compare side by side. Fidelity and other improvements will feel like a new game in a lot of ways, imo.

[danny @Adams_Danny_]

@ChristophSenpai @mollymoonnn You’re a POS

[shelby cole @shelbylcole]

i am going to become the joker

[danny @Adams_Danny_]

@schinelinho @AxelTalksFilm Because that is a massive role to be in and 4 years ago is not long enough to group into the streak he’s been on

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.

An American immediately said, "I got a guy."

He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.

I asked who the guy was.

He said, "Just a guy."

He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage."

That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family.

I asked how he found this guy.

"My brother-in-law used him."

I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied.

He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing."

The house is still standing. That is the entire review.

Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES.

I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four.

Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment.

He came at 1:40.

He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of.

Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go."

I asked when.

"Couple years."

I asked what I should do.

He said, "I'll give you a guy."

He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy.

Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION.

I have been given four guys since.

I have a guy for trees.

I did not know I needed a guy for trees.

I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.

[Blue Collar Executive @A_Sober_Drunk]

@japan_nobunaga If you collect enough guys, you become a General Contractor.