Special Agent Mike Hawk (Alpha Male)

Lieutenant Colonel Special Agent Mike Hawk

[Mason “Brickhouse” Dumbell @bricklayrMD]

Fuck it I’m buying a vape today

[Special Agent Mike Hawk (Alpha Male) @AgentMikeHawk]

@AlexSinclairGOP @alphabeaunurr Haha! Had a blast Alex. I still think I may be more of a meat expert than you are. But that’s for another time at the wheel. #meatmen

[˖ ⭑ gigi . @fatalfang]

22 years old. fully paid off gta 6 pre-order. it’s not “daddy’s money.” its not luck. it’s persistence. its grit. it’s discipline. i wake up every morning and grind to live this lifestyle.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

“Men are supposed to lead”
- Bitch who doesn’t listen

[lai @androgenangel]

Coke deadass the lamest drug to be addicted to

[Special Agent Mike Hawk (Alpha Male) @AgentMikeHawk]

@fetchmeanother Sound the alarm. The goy grammar police have arrived on scene.

[Special Agent Mike Hawk (Alpha Male) @AgentMikeHawk]

I’ve eaten in bathrooms you wouldn’t even throw up outside of. I promise you we are not the same.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

niggas in middle school used to genuinely walk up to u in 1st period n show u gore

[computer @computer1010101]

Just because it's your birthday doesn't mean you deserve to live

[pong @ponggoose]

One of my boys is so stupid he made a Bruner account with his real name

[cabby @cabby]

When you drop generational brown and get a phantom wipe #WCraps

[🇺🇸 @mollywhopxd]

when ur vape spits juice in ur mouth #thatsrape

[SignalCreep @sucking89]

when the murder suicide makes it out the group chat

[America @america]

America is the greatest country in the world and it’s not even close 🇺🇸

[Richard “Dixon” Ciderbox @richardciderbox]

2 types of retarded people: Those who are painfully annoying or the most entertaining person you’ve ever met

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

The coworker I hate doordashed a fucking crab boil today

[Danny Woodcock @fetchmeanother]

Both of these teams have shit running down their legs

[Special Agent Mike Hawk (Alpha Male) @AgentMikeHawk]

Karmelanin Antoinette just embodies what we all think in our heads. It’s only getting easier to speak up.

[VOID @1voidx]

3 abortions and you scared to hold my glock in yo purse...😂bitch you the killa

[Doug “Dirty” Sanchez @dougsanchez54]

Always short brown women who bring their dogs to the bar #FuckYou