Alan Partridge

[Alan Partridge @AlanPartridge5]

@Bradgohtrades guide

[Alan Partridge @AlanPartridge5]

"We do beg your pardon but we are in your garden" @RealBobMortimer #LutonAway @WILTY_TV @HullCity

[Alan Partridge @AlanPartridge5]

@KieranMaguire Hi Kieran. Just checking with the new UEFA Financial Sustainability Rules announced a couple of months ago does the Squad Cost Rule not start until January 2023 ? Was curious as to what money clubs can spend in the current transfer window in the UK.

[Alan Partridge @AlanPartridge5]

@mikewhitesport In an interview with futbol arena a few days ago Tan Kesler, if I understood it correctly, said they would add extra capital to City's income so they can purchase players. Any chance of getting Kieran Maguire on to explain how the new financial rules work ?

[Alan Partridge @AlanPartridge5]

@JohnAcko1985 Bring the Alan's back.

[Alan Partridge @AlanPartridge5]

@ShaunColrein Can't see it with the new financial rules saying you can only spend a percentage of your revenue.

[Alan Partridge @AlanPartridge5]

@mikewhitesport Mike, any inkling if the new financial rules that come into effect this June will effect the player targets City might be interested in ?

[Alan Partridge @AlanPartridge5]

@bazdjcooper Baz when Acun talked about player recruitment in the summer did he mention the new financial regs announced yesterday re eventually only spending 70% of our revenue?

[Alan Partridge @AlanPartridge5]

@mikewhitesport @acunilicali @HullCity @robbopalmer Does the new financial regs announced yesterday about only spending 70% of our revenue impact the player recruitment Acun talked about last night ?

[Alan Partridge @AlanPartridge5]

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[James English @jamesenglish0]

More suicide deaths than coronavirus deaths last month and this month so Wear your mask and wash your hands, but most importantly don’t forget to be nice to people and look after yourself.

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

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[Alan Partridge @AlanPartridge5]

Glad for the clarification.

[Alan Partridge @AlanPartridge5]

Glad they did a poll for that.

[Dutch Football 🇳🇱 @FootballOranje_]

Confirmed: No football in the Netherlands until September with or without an audience.

Meaning it is now almost certain that the Eredivisie season cannot be finished .

[Alan Partridge @AlanPartridge5]

When barbers open ? My hair at mo.

[Owen Gibson @owen_g]

“596 dead, see p4”. There’s a front page for future historians.

[Professor Karol Sikora @ProfKarolSikora]

Hugely encouraging news.

The Austrian Chancellor has just announced they could loosen the lockdown there as soon as April 14th.

Small businesses first, followed by the rest on May 1st.

An exit plan.

The tide has turned there - let's hope we follow soon.