Keir Starmer and Zack Polanski are helping themselves to Easter eggs in Waitrose when shop worker Kemi Badenoch bundles in to stop them, only for manager Ed Davey to sack her and side with the shoplifters.
Modern Britain is a baffling place.
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Ah, genetics. That unfailing science that quietly works behind the scenes, unbothered by PR narratives, Oprah sit-downs, or Spotify flops. And in the curious case of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, it seems even DNA canโt resist the drama.
Letโs start with Prince Harry โ royal, rogue, and undeniably ginger. Not just your auburn or chestnut variety, but the full-blown, carrot-top, fire-in-the-follicles ginger that practically glows under palace lighting. This isnโt a vague tint or a hint of strawberry blonde. No, Harry is redder than a sunburn in Sandringham, and that flaming mop tells us something important: he carries two copies of the rare MC1R gene, the one that bestows red hair upon roughly 1โ2% of the global population and 13% of Scots.
Enter biracial Meghan Markle, and โ letโs be honest โ genetically unlikely to be harbouring the fiery hue of the Highlands in her DNA. With African-American and European roots, her family tree is many things, but a beacon of copper-toned curls it is not. Can someone of mixed race carry the red hair gene? Yes. Is it common? Not at all. In Meghanโs case, the odds of her possessing even one copy of the necessary redhead gene are slimmer than the plotline of Pearl.
Yet in the wild world of Sussex speculation, some fans dare to dream of a bouncing baby carrot-top in the Montecito sun โ as if ginger genes might leap across generations and continents, hand-delivered by the stork of wishful thinking. But alas, biology is a stubborn old thing. Without Meghan carrying the gene herself, there is zero chance of the couple producing a natural redhead. Thatโs right โ zero. Zilch. As barren as a Sussex Spotify deal post-2023.
Of course, that wonโt stop the Instagram filters, the sentimental tributes to โDaddyโs little mini-me,โ or the endless attempts to weave the ginger gene into the royal underdog narrative. But some things, like credibility, are hard to fake โ and genetics is one of them.
So unless Meghanโs been secretly stashing a copy of the MC1R gene from her paternal great-aunt Mildred of Cork (unlikely), a full-blown carrot-coloured child is not on the cards. The fairy tale may continue, but for now, the ginger gene stops with Harry.
Timeline cleanser, one of my favourite photos of the Princess of Wales and Prince George. Her gentle look of loving concern, and his of absolute trust that his Mum will make everything better, is utterly beautiful to see... ๐ฅฐโค
This is the best summary of the current geopolitical situation I have seen. Sir Alex Younger was head of MI6 between 2014 and 2020. Really worth watching.
And once again, Meg has stolen another small business idea, forcing them to recalibrate their brand with their clientele; All this because a Lazy failed actress is stealing other people's intellectual property and hard work to get publicity and save face๐คฆ๐ฝโโ๏ธ
But again, this is exactly who Meg has always been: There is nothing "self-made" or original about her, everything is stolen from someone else.
โขShe stole Catherine's paparazzi harrassment story and even used the footage from Catherine's ordeal to pass it as hers in her Netflix doc;๐คก
โข she stole Catherine's son, Prince George, security code name of "archie" for her son and forced W&C to adopt a new one;๐คก
โข she tried to appropriate "sussexroyal" to trademark it and the Queen stopped her legally as the Titles belongs to the crown;
โขSo She stole the Queen's cherished nickname of "lilibet" in revenge and trademarked it as hers for her daughter๐คก
โข She stole Archwell from a philipino business but could never trademark it as they fought her;
โข she stole Archetype and tried to trademark it but the company , Project Miracle IP Holdings, who registered the name in May 2018 fought her and she was forced to withdraw, since Spotify canceled her show and contract;๐คก
โข She stole American riviera orchad from the actual california zone but could not trademark it because the USPTO denied her; the brand is now dead;๐คก
โขShe stole "with Love, Meghan" from Diana's signature and the whole cooking idea lifestyle imagery and characters from both Pamela Anderson and the Marchioness of Bath;๐คก
โข Now she has stolen "As ever" from this small business who is now asking their clientele to use a different tag to not have their traffic stolen too๐คก
Everything Meg does is copy, steal and appropriate other people's life story and hard work. There is Nothing original in that erratic woman but dining on other people's hardwork and never giving credit where she stole it from๐ฅ
That is why she keeps failing. She never put in the work, meg always cheats and appropriate other people's success and hardwork.
She PAYS her way to "preten success" But because she has never known what it is to work hard and achieve on merit, she squanders it and eventually, end up failing and looking ridiculous๐คท๐ฝโโ๏ธ
So I hope that business owner hang in there and fight her as every other brand did. In about a couple of months, this copycat will run her regular flop cycle and they will be able to resume business as usual...๐โ๏ธ
#CopycatMeghanMarkle