Alex Azure

Hay stackin, paint mixin, beer slammin son of a gun, my dream job is bread factory

[Alex Azure @AlecAzure]

@mattbernerd the yarn is live. Get on board or die

[Alex Azure @AlecAzure]

my parent’s names were Sherwin and Williams. my grandfather, Reginald Paint. his father, “Squanto”,,,

[Age UK Oxfordshire @AgeUKOxon]

Did you know one of the new knitting patterns for this year's #BigKnit campaign is a really flashy bird?! 🐦

Find how to crotchet this peacock hat in the spring issue of EngAGE magazine: https://t.co/QrnFfnLfmb

[ClothesForCat @ClothesForCat]

Excited to share the latest addition to my #etsy shop: Set of 2 knitting patterns: cat sailor seamless shirt and blackwhite seamless sweater for cat // Only size - L https://t.co/j1iviUZ5Ec #birthday #newyears #knitting #catshirt #catclothespattern #catjumperpattern #c

[Alex Azure @AlecAzure]

Not me. I would never ever ever knit

[Alex Azure @AlecAzure]

Guys who knit: do you feel more or less masculine because of it. Asking for a friend

[Alex Azure @AlecAzure]

It 2:08 AM! Mother fuckheab

[Alex Azure @AlecAzure]

@mattbernerd I thought you went to Dook.

[Sean Underwood @UwFanatic1]

Still giving out parking tickets during the pandemic kinda feels like fascism

[Alex Azure @AlecAzure]

Gonna use this opportunity to get in shape. I’m hopping on the treadmill and I won’t get off until I’ve watched the entire back catalogue of Sesame Street.

[Alex Azure @AlecAzure]

I like my women like I like my coffee.
I don’t drink coffee it makes me anxious.

[Alex Azure @AlecAzure]

A watched pot never boils? That’s so stupid. I just watched a pot boil. It was really hot.

[Alex Azure @AlecAzure]

@UwFanatic1 @SlightlyCheezy Hi

[Teddy Paris @Gone_ffishing]

This tweet constitutes my 1 Star yelp review of the Mountaineering Club

[Alex Azure @AlecAzure]

Instead of seafood, it should be called wet meat.

[Alex Azure @AlecAzure]

@UwFanatic1 @SpoonerBerry @SlightlyCheezy 🤩🥂🦑

[Alex Azure @AlecAzure]

@SpoonerBerry @SlightlyCheezy Without peers for sure

[Alex Azure @AlecAzure]

@Cassie_Marcotte Interesting. I bet they don’t know how to drive stick too!

[Alex Azure @AlecAzure]

Art or nah?

[Jack Stauber @JackStauber]

new https://t.co/VLHuaD7bFH