Alexandra Jordan

[rachel yara @bugposting]

the last time i went to urgent care i checked off “excessive crying” on the symptom list and the nurse got really confused and told me that was meant for babies

[Terran @terrannotkaren]

lime-a-ritas were the white claw of 2013

[terwelu @nyombek]

Excuse me, sir. Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior, Godzilla???

[LANA💫 @lana_jodyy]

I hate my own attitude sometimes like bitch what you mad about now😂😭

[cait cal 🚤🍹👙 @Callmecait_]

me as a girlfriend

[Alexandra Jordan @Alexandra_Kait]

“hkgdayjbcrjnbdsNjk hfs fin has bhfdsfj”- my brain

[Ryu HayaBUSSa 🗡️🩸 @FrozenPizzas]

My Olive Garden breadstick looking at my waiter add cheese to my salad

[kirsten @kdawgonline]

did wish just try to sell me fingers?

[Freer @ElizabethFreer]

Alright karma you need to chill I didn’t kill anyone why you doing me this way...?

[Minnie Driver TICKLESS WONDER @driverminnie]

Dear Men. It’s time for you to speak up on behalf of your mothers, sisters, girlfriends, wives and daughters. Speak up, because women don’t get pregnant alone.

[I Was At The Game @IWasAtTheGame]

Time for the dogpile! @Lion_Clubhouse BLANCHARD are your OSSAA 2019 CLASS 4A BASEBALL STATE CHAMPIONS with a 14-5 win over HARRAH.

#OKPreps

[Alexandra Jordan @Alexandra_Kait]

Cried in the parking lot and my gas station worker friends gave me two free jalapeño nuggets who’s day is off to a bad start not mine jokes on y’all

[Alexandra Jordan @Alexandra_Kait]

@NatalieEastmond Girl. Yes.

[Alexandra Jordan @Alexandra_Kait]

@Sandrews99 This makes me a little sad she is so grown up and so beautiful!!! Love the dress

[Candace @candacebrooks_]

No bar will ever compare to Graduation weekend or Back to School Bash at Cowboys. EVER.

[Jasper @ahptik]

THE RESTROOM REQUIRES A SACRIFICE

[Alexandra Jordan @Alexandra_Kait]

@jesscarbz10 @BlairSmiles @ElizabethFreer

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

Somewhere out there, Ben Wyatt is absolutely freaking out.