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[habaasa alfred @AlfredHabaasa]

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[Audrey Nimusiima Masiko @AudreyMasiko]

Why aren’t campaigns against shisha and vaping as visible and consistent as anti-cigarette campaigns in Uganda?
Many young people perceive shisha and vapes as “safer” alternatives, yet they can also expose users to harmful substances and nicotine. We need stronger, sustained public awareness in schools, universities, entertainment venues, and across social media.
Can @MinofHealthUG @UgandaCancerIns and @WHO work together to make this a national conversation?
Are we doing enough to educate Ugandans about the risks of shisha and vaping?

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

Did this bloke just call us the bloody Kangaroos?!?

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

It’s either my uncle Waruthu is heavily bewitched… or the man is the luckiest dropout kikuyu in the history of Kenya.

This man dropped out in Class 6. No degree. No biashara. No master plan. Just inherited land and some anointed timing.

He starts in Kingeero with a plot left by his father.

Then boom Western Bypass construction comes slicing through it, then KeNHA appears and tells him,

“Waruthu, kindly move, but first collect your 16 million.”

Now a serious man would sit down, call a fundi, maybe an architect, maybe even think of rentals, biashara, mabati ya tenants, something sensible.

Not Waruthu.

Waruthu buys land in Gitaru for 4 million, puts up a 3-bedroom house, then takes the rest of the money and launches a one-man campaign of alcohol, women and complete financial vandalism.

The man did not spend money. He attacked it.

Two years later, before the dust even settles, KeNHA returns again.

This time for the Gitaru-Kikuyu interchange.

I’m not joking.

Same man. Same story. Same government. Another cheque.
19 million.

At this point you stop calling it luck. This is now a calling.

He moves to Manguo near Limuru town, buys about three-quarter acre, builds again for around 4 million, then does exactly what he had done before.

Not almost. Not roughly. Exactly.

House first, then the balance is taken hostage by bars, women and enjoyment until nothing remains except memories and hangovers.

Any other human being would learn.

Waruthu?

Waruthu behaves like a man who thinks compensation is a monthly salary.

Then last November Ruto launches the Rironi-Nakuru-Mau Summit Road project.

Now tell me why this man’s land is again sitting next to the highway like it had been booked in advance.

Again the government comes.

Again they acquire.

Again Waruthu is paid.

This time 25 million.

You people, there are men who hustle for 20 years and never smell 5 million.

This fool has made a full career out of being removed by road projects.

He doesn’t farm.

He doesn’t build wealth.

He doesn’t invest.

He just keeps positioning himself where tarmac will eventually develop feelings.

The last report we got was that he had moved to Ponda Mali in Nakuru.

Either there’s a powerful mganga somewhere blessing his land papers… or God has a very twisted sense of humour when it comes to my uncle.

The man is turning Kenyan infrastructure into his personal ATM.

Respect. 😂

[NASA @NASA]

It’s not a straight shot to the far side of the Moon! 🌕

Over approximately 10 days, the Artemis II astronauts will orbit Earth twice before looping around the far side of the Moon in a figure eight and returning home.

[habaasa alfred @AlfredHabaasa]

Fiscal policy across East Africa doesn't stand still. We’ve once again cut through the noise to bring you the critical tax updates from the past week across the region.
#weeklyREDMONDTAXMonitor
https://t.co/emhKGCKWQv
#UgandaTaxCompliance #UgandaTaxReporting #UgandaTaxAdvisory
https://t.co/F14AZGsR1G

[habaasa alfred @AlfredHabaasa]

East Africa’s tax landscape continue to move fast. We’ve distilled last week’s critical fiscal policy shifts and administration updates into this concise brief. #weeklyREDMONDTAXMonitor
https://t.co/ls5r8usHtr

[habaasa alfred @AlfredHabaasa]

We have once again curated key East African tax headlines that defined the business landscape this week. Stay ahead of the shifts shaping the region’s fiscal future with our #REDMONDTAXMonitor. Find details at https://t.co/YuLd9Dz8r4
#UgandaTaxAdvisory #UgandaTaxCompliace

[habaasa alfred @AlfredHabaasa]

"Approximately eight out of every ten persons with a TIN have outstanding tax liabilities with the URA. Of these tax liabilities, half is usually penal tax and interest. Therefore, simply put, this tax waiver campaign settles half of your tax liabilities. It is important you cross check your tax ledger, pay the principal tax and take advantage of this waiver"
#UgandaTaxCompliance #UgandaTaxAdvisory

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

This should instantly shatter your grip on reality.

[habaasa alfred @AlfredHabaasa]

As the norm, we have curated key East African tax headlines that defined the business landscape this week. Stay ahead of the shifts shaping the region’s fiscal future with our #REDMONDTAXMonitor. Find details at https://t.co/Fh5vvGrKfB
#UgandaTaxAdvisory #UgandaTaxCompliace #InternationalTax

[habaasa alfred @AlfredHabaasa]

👇 [Slide through our 2026 Guide to Uganda Income Tax Incentives]
REDMOND TAX in affiliation with REDMOND Associated Advocates
#UgandaIncomeTax #UgandaInvestment #TaxIncentives

[NASA Webb Telescope @NASAWebb]

There are over 300 confirmed galaxies (and potentially hundreds more) gravitationally bound together in this galaxy cluster, shown by Webb. At its center are elliptical galaxies that dominate the cluster with their immense gravity.

https://t.co/KFnrNKU44z

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

🚨: After 48 years of travel, NASA 's Voyager 1 is nearing one light-day from Earth, almost 16 billion miles away.

A proud milestone for humanity, and a humbling reminder of how small we are in an infinite universe.