Lissa 🌸

Willow’s Mommy | OU ‘18 | She/Her | Views are my own

[Willy @OneSoloPlayer]

It’s giving, “I f-ed your mom and now I’m your stepdad,” vibes and I love this for her.

[Justin Snyder || TheMaineWonk @TheMaineWonk]

THIS GOES HARD.

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

we’re teaching RFK’s brain worm critical race theory

[Lissa 🌸 @AlissaArrendale]

Cry more loser.

[Jake Zuckerman @jake_zuckerman]

Incumbent Sen. Jon Husted concedes. He is visibly crying/choked up.

“Look, sometimes, there are a course of events you can’t control.”

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Just like we planned!

[snuzz, esq. (original) (redux) 🚀🌈 @spacerenegades]

Tonight we lib out tomorrow we start bullying Hakeem Jeffries

[Lissa 🌸 @AlissaArrendale]

Election results are especially funny considering the outrageous, egregious gerrymandering Republicans across the country have done in the last few years. Rigged it for themselves and STILL LOST.

Fucking losers. 😂

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

They’re shooting SSRIs out of tshirt cannons at chuck e cheese

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

OH THE JOY!!!!!!!!!!

INJECT THESE MEMES INTO MY VEINS!!!

[𝖂𝔲𝖑𝔣𝖘𝔱𝖆𝔫 ☧ 🇦🇲🇰🇿🍵🪏 @ChudNarodnik]

We’re putting Hegseth on estrogen

[staid @staidindoors]

we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill

[Paige 🐉 @PaigeloveTaylor]

Feeling like when the Barbies restored Barbieland

[Alysé⁷💞🦋 @vmonshope]

Tears in my eyes bro like😭😭😭😭

[ą 🌊🦉 @percanbeth]

“first black..” “first transgender..” “first woman..” “first muslim..” “first palestinian..” “first gay..” “first latina..”

[Yemisi Egbewole @yemisi]

In all of this, let’s not forget the Democrats who ran before. Especially Stacey Abrams in Georgia and Beto O’Rourke in Texas. They laid the groundwork, and when they lost, they stayed and helped build the infrastructure for the next person. You have to invest in these states, even when you lose. And thank God for that investment.

[raqtober 🎃 @therealrec]

I COULD RUN THROUGH A BRICK WALL RIGHT NOW

[Warren @swd2]

Every word of this right here

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN