Alwes

Married Twice, Divorced twice. Keen Gardener, Allotmenteer, Leftie, Chillihead, Fisherman, Pensioner, Oldest child 42, Youngest 8. Perpetually Bewildered....

[Alwes @AlwesAlan]

#ASongOrMovieForComedy

Dodd Only Knows

[Alwes @AlwesAlan]

#IUsedToBe

Set in my point of view.
But I was so much older then
I’m younger than that now.

[Alwes @AlwesAlan]

#JobsInSongsAndFilms

You Vetter, You Vetter, You Vet

[Alwes @AlwesAlan]

#JobsInSongsAndFilms

Doctor Get You Into My Life

[Alwes @AlwesAlan]

#JobsInSongsAndFilms

Barber Ann

[Alwes @AlwesAlan]

#RestaurantSongsOrFilms

Burger On The Orient Express

[Alwes @AlwesAlan]

#WhatNotToKeepInYourFridge

Anything you shove at the back.
It grows white fur.
Especially fruit

[Alwes @AlwesAlan]

#FoodSingersOrBands

Sushi Quattro

[Alwes @AlwesAlan]

@jayrayner1 Only if people judge me for choosing, Yes, choosing to eat Toad In The Hole, frozen and for £1.00.
Though I do make some Onion Gravy to go with it.
If I can’t be arsed, then I just suck it.
The two sausages take bloody ages.

[Alwes @AlwesAlan]

@Quizical123 I read that too.
Decided it was a load of Jacksons.

[Alwes @AlwesAlan]

@albolt76 @rahhead01 @MrFlibble72LFC I really enjoyed L.A Law.
And NYPD Blue.
Not forgetting Mr. Ed.
Altogether now:
“A horse is horse, of course,of course.

[Alwes @AlwesAlan]

@RacerX393 @googlygirl98 Best not to judge
Those who harbor a grudge
Evasive emotions that move
Best to forgive
And live and let live
It’s best to forgive and to soothe.

[Alwes @AlwesAlan]

@RealJamieKay But not if your a Banker on a domestic flight.
And sipping Champagne.

[Alwes @AlwesAlan]

@LizKershawDJ @THEAndyKershaw @BBC Ahh, Peely..
If you can read this John then I thank you for introducing me to
Beefheart, Costello, Rex, Lowe, Flock, Kraftwerk, Waites and so many, many others.
Thank you also for Home Truths ( I even bought the book )
P.S: I went to your sending off.

[Alwes @AlwesAlan]

@jamesfallon40 @albolt76 “Talkin ‘bout my Operation

[Alwes @AlwesAlan]

@RealJamieKay It’s hard to argue with a sick mind like that.

[Alwes @AlwesAlan]

@LizKershawDJ @BritishGas Nice.
There’s a Costa Rican dish called “Gallo Pinto”
It’s basically Rice and Beans with spices - no meat.
Always with a fried egg.
Recommended
Translation is “Spotted Rooster”

[Alwes @AlwesAlan]

#TakeSongsAndFilmsToTheTheatre

The Phantom Of The Oprah

[Alwes @AlwesAlan]

#IncludeFlopConditionMakeshift

I can forgive myself on one Condition
I use my Makeshift conscience
My minds a Flop
From bottom top
And there’s no intermission.

[Alwes @AlwesAlan]

#MoviesWithVision

Pupillion