Alyson Cadena

Potty Mouth, NY Latina singing tóxica tunes 🎧 Click the link below to stream “Red Flags”

[Alyson Cadena @AlyChainz]

I just dropped the first episode of the 30-Year-Old Virgin Podcast. It’s all about sex, love and relationships but through the eyes of you favorite late bloomer (me 💁🏼‍♀️). Tune in and let me know what you think!
✨ https://t.co/PnK2qCQddp ✨

[Alyson Cadena @AlyChainz]

@GlassesUSA yall have no actual working customer service options so im forced to try here. Yall sent me order incorrectly and I want my glasses fixed or certain charges removed

[Alyson Cadena @AlyChainz]

@JustJem24 Everyone reading this as Kam vs Leroy, but honestly I read it as: Kam strengthens his game. Leroy’s likeable, but Kam adds the strategy/politics

[Office of Manhattan Borough President Mark Levine @MBPMarkLevine]

Manhattan ♥️ STEM! Thank you all who joined "Latinos in Tech" yesterday, including the Warriors of East Harlem Robotics Team! Congratulations to honoree Yecenia Cardoza-Delarosa! Thanks to our guest performer Alyson Cadena & panelists Eileen Guzzo, Larry Gallegos, & Danny Rojas!

[nina @ninagrewrites]

I’ve said this before, but I think many people confuse being open and being vulnerable. being open means we are in control of how someone perceives us, because we are willingly sharing information. being vulnerable means people are seeing us in moments where we are messy and human, and it’s often by accident

[Alyson Cadena @AlyChainz]

@knguyenpoetry You’re supposed to show it to your boss first, who then moves it internally. Unless your boss is HR, they don’t give AF about you

[Alyson Cadena @AlyChainz]

Spanish aunties are so supportive of the delulu vibes. I told my aunt I had a crush on the tour guide and she says “he’s staring at you. He’s looking for you. He’s obsessed with you.” That man just making sure we make it on the bus 😅

[Alyson Cadena @AlyChainz]

@TheJasmineRuiz I’m independently destroying the environment cuz I use those shits for everything

[Alyson Cadena @AlyChainz]

There’s one single person living in this house, why do we need to buy so many Costco packets of paper towels 😅

[waliu @idek_tb]

What’s your bad kitchen habit?? Mine is using too many damn paper towels 🤣🤣🤣

[Alyson Cadena @AlyChainz]

@GlorelysMora I’m biased but I say lipo. If I had lipo money 😮‍💨

[Alyson Cadena @AlyChainz]

Cuz why was this girl unironically trying to “squeeze” into the seat next to me when she was small enough to fit in a cup holder.

[Alyson Cadena @AlyChainz]

Now that I’m “mid-size” and can see people’s fatphobia without the lens of my own insecurity - I realize some people are really dragging it

[Alyson Cadena @AlyChainz]

Now that I’m “mid-size” and can see people’s fatphobia without the lens of my own insecurity - I realize some people are really dragging it

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

I’ll say this delicately but the number of young women I see On Here who have made being very combative and nasty their entire personality—and are being enabled by other nasty and combative young women—is really distressing to witness. Like, you guys are sincerely mean people lol

[Alyson Cadena @AlyChainz]

@GlorelysMora Im just saying girl, I would never think “she must be a stripper”. They wanted to see your panties

[Alyson Cadena @AlyChainz]

@ArmaniMila @necianatae @MAXDTHEGAWD @prinnylee This makes so much sense cuz idk why but I once watched a live of a baby duck hatching ever so slowly. I was hooked

[Alyson Cadena @AlyChainz]

@BrianMcLight @TheGentnyc Im hardly beyonce but as a singer with dozens of singer friends, I can confirm this is accurate

[Alyson Cadena @AlyChainz]

@birgitomo My favorite is when they tell you about the “diverse backgrounds” and start listing the different companies people had come from previously. Like yea I’d be surprised if everyone here was hired from the same previous company…

[Alyson Cadena @AlyChainz]

@_iDreamOfTreni @kemimarie Them clothes gotta go somewhere 😅

[Alyson Cadena @AlyChainz]

I know we hate this but ladies, there’s no real way to predict which man sucks or not. You really just gotta take the risk and pull out when you have actual evidence

[Shay Stewart Bouley @blackgirlinmain]

@Trogistreed420 I think you are right. There's a lot of trauma around dating for women.