Steven Tolbert

My Liberal Studies degree looks great on the wall next to my epic collection of hair nets and name tags.

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Worst. Patriarchy. Ever.

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@NetworksManager Rest in Peace, Sky King 🤴

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@SethSummersTV I would not have trusted a check from that twerp.
Money order or cash and I'm not handing you the phone until I receive payment in hand.

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My wife went to visit our oldest son recently.
He has a cat.
He locked the cat in the bedroom for the visit because he claims the cat has social anxiety.
I'm trying to understand why Gen Alpha is so obsessed with passing out anxiety diagnoses like it's candy on Halloween.

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@reddit_lies The concept of work under socialism being significantly harder than flower gardening and writing poetry is a conversation they aren't typically willing to have amongst themselves so this post surprises me.

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@reddit_lies Meanwhile there are wild animals with 70+ arrests burning women alive because they're not locked up where they belong for the safety of the general public.

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@PlotWeaver I'd never bother wearing my glasses at home ever again if my wife came home one day looking like a recreational cosmetic surgery victim.

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I'm entirely too White to understand why "doin' the most" is a bad thing.

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@GDaddyzs Temu American History X totally misunderstood the assignment.

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@EricRod5334743 @Nimbust89 @Tommy4Trump420 If Trump's name was in any way negatively attached to those files then the media would have been blowing that horn 24/7 when it would have been released during the Biden administration.

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I believe that Candace Owens has always been an obnoxious grifter, and she was never a true friend to Charlie Kirk.

I say this with full confidence.

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@RSVRepair @MiddleIsntBad @chickyxime It'll get thrown out in court when the judge takes pity on her story that she was forced to sign.

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@Tuesday58939298 @HazelAppleyard You've obviously never tried to mow the lawn while watching small children before, I see.

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@willie_lutz @MrJerryOC @RebeccaRomijn That's the guy from Sliders!

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@FilthyForesters @ki676love @forbiddenmerch You missed the part at the end where he admits he's a j*w.

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@kyngfyah30 @Currtv @NommieThic83274 AI is being trained through Reddit so you know it's going to be the most vile kind of racism.

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@ScottEnlow Grumpy Old Men III looks pretty neat from this trailer.

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@libsoftiktok You're saying that one of those demons is an actual female??

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@SteCK1878 @libsoftiktok Only brown people are allowed to purchase them.
Y'know, for religious something something...

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@scottalavender @reddit_lies As soon as I read the last name...