Amelia Davidson

Shine Like a Star.
Like stars are to the sky, so are the children to our world. They deserve to shine!

[Lyfe Of Ryley @LyfeOfRyley]

I'm gonna do me...and maybe you, too.

[The Momster Club @MomsterClub]

I introduced my kids to the old “Super Mario Brothers, Super Show”.

4:“Hey mom you’re old like Mario!”

Me: *turns off tv.

[thequestionablemom @questionablem0m]

I’m glad to be a part of a generation that no longer sugar coats motherhood

[Momming Glory @momming_glory]

My 3YO is serenading our movers with "How Far I'll Go" and throwing in affirmations like "good job!" and "you're doing so great!"

In case anyone needs a hype toddler, she's your girl.

[Not the Nanny @not_thenanny]

Me: You thrive off conflict

6YO: I don’t understand what you said, but I DISAGREE

[Gila Pfeffer (as in ‘Hava Nagila’) @Gilapfeffer]

Waiting for an outside table at a restaurant and I’m so hungry that the only thing stopping me from stealing a fry off the plate of the guy sitting right near me is the fact that there’s a virus going around.

[Not the Nanny @not_thenanny]

I don’t know why people say having a dog prepares you for having kids. Dogs eat whatever you serve them and don’t force you to watch weird YouTube videos.

[Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123]

I woke up at 5am to pee and couldn’t fall back asleep. But if anyone asks why I’m so tired I’m still blaming that shit on my kids.

[momwithaboysname @momwithaboysna1]

Being a parent means understanding the logic behind putting your oxygen mask on before your kid’s, but also knowing that in an emergency you would absolutely put your kid’s on first.

[momwithaboysname @momwithaboysna1]

When my kids play with their toy kitchen, they only use the microwave, just to give you a sense of how often I make home cooked meals.

[Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123]

I just yelled, “1, 2, 3 mommy is lava!” and my kids ran away, leaving me to drink my coffee in peace. I’m pretty sure I’ve peaked for the day.

[The Momster Club @MomsterClub]

So you’re telling me using words like “wicked” and “sick” and “sweet” isn’t cool anymore?!?

My bad.....wait....shit.

- vocab of an almost 40 year old...

What other ones can you think of?
I’d love to hear some!

[Momming Glory @momming_glory]

My toddler asked me how I was feeling this morning. My only options to choose from were: "bored, angry, sick, sleepy, grumpy or tired."

I feel so seen.

[SoMuchMomming @MuchMomming]

Anyone else tired of being “Mommed” all day?? Like, I’m grateful for my 3yo but today I wish my husband had been home to help out because I’m in need of a break. #SoMuchMomming #RealPost

[Not the Nanny @not_thenanny]

Husband: Do you think your parents are offended when I bring my own coffee beans when we stay at their house?

Me: No, I think they just feel sorry for me.

[momwithaboysname @momwithaboysna1]

What’s mine is yours, and what’s yours is mine. Except for COVID19. Keep that shit to yourself.

[Marcy G @BunAndLeggings]

My kids made up this game where one of them is a robot and we can program the robot to do anything. My robot is cleaning the livingroom. Best game ever!