Andrew Crawford

Analogue at birth, digital by design. Tweets probably aren't my own.

[Andrew Crawford @AndrewCrawford]

Biltong is just a cow raisin.

[Andrew Crawford @AndrewCrawford]

@mikefutia BANANA

[Andrew Crawford @AndrewCrawford]

@madhavbanka_ @theprecinctgame @GTAGossipCom How does it run on Steam Deck?

[Andrew Crawford @AndrewCrawford]

@CroftyF1 But then Karun has to highlight his hair if he makes a return

[Andrew Crawford @AndrewCrawford]

House fire in Mowbray this morning. We got some surprise visitors from the mountain. Phenomenal work by @vwsfires
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@IOL @2oceansvibe @CityofCT @ewnupdates @capetownmag @CapeTown

[The Cars.co.za Team @CarsSouthAfrica]

This is your official reminder that the Cars Showroom is happening THIS WEEKEND at Mall of Africa! 🚗

If you haven’t already, grab your calendar 📆 (or your phone 📱) and block out 28 Feb – 2 March because this is NOT an event you want to miss! Here’s why you NEED to be there:
😎Test drive AND buy finalist cars from #CarsAwards2025.
🤡 Live performances, giveaways, and family fun.
🧐 A special competition that’s too good to skip (details coming soon 😜).

Don’t let this weekend sneak up on you. Mark it down NOW!

[Andrew Crawford @AndrewCrawford]

@houstonjones26 Houston! A pain video idea for you: Dermarollers. A thousand little needles that you roll over your skin to enhance blood flow and 'heal' scarred skin.
But, what would Houston Jones do with them...
Dirrerent needle lengths, different body parts. You got this 💪

[Andrew Crawford @AndrewCrawford]

Brilliant work 🔥🍕

[Angus Robinson @angusrobinson]

So proud of what we have achieved with OneFarm Share @StandardBankZA @HelloChoiceSA

OneFarm Share celebrates 100 million meals distributed via @@foodformzansi https://t.co/6vG6wUGjTY

[Angus Robinson @angusrobinson]

So proud of what we have achieved with OneFarm Share @StandardBankZA @HelloChoiceSA

OneFarm Share celebrates 100 million meals distributed via @@foodformzansi https://t.co/6vG6wUGjTY

[Angel Campey @YesReallyAngel]

My perfect, creative man @AndrewCrawford got nominated for 2 @loeries 🔥 🥰⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

For his @CarsSouthAfrica campaign 🚘

[Angel Campey @YesReallyAngel]

One of the player options for the new Call of Duty (black ops 6) looks a lot like Kolisi on first glance. ❤️ 🇿🇦

[Andrew Crawford @AndrewCrawford]

@YesReallyAngel @MakeItAQuote

[Fairlady Magazine @FairladyMag]

Our #WCW is @YesReallyAngel, comedian & host of @Smile904FM "The JoyRide." She's the head writer for YouTube's "Politically Aweh" & a SAFTA-winning TV writer.Known for her honest, self-deprecating humour - she has headlined NYC comedy clubs. Keep flying the SA flag!
#SantamWOTF

[Andrew Crawford @AndrewCrawford]

@Cobratate $TATE $TATE $TATE $TATE $TATE $TATE $TATE $TATE $TATE $TATE $TATE $TATE $TATE

[Andrew Crawford @AndrewCrawford]

@EasyEquities Hello. Please help - is your website down? I can't log in - always end up here, no matter the browser or device: https://t.co/KwizVmPnbo
I've sent a support ticket but no reply...

[Andrew Crawford @AndrewCrawford]

@CarsSouthAfrica Here's some more of our favourites

[Andrew Crawford @AndrewCrawford]

🚗💨 Thrilled to launch https://t.co/CMxzGB3qSW's billboard campaign in Gauteng! 87 billboards, 40+ puns blending car names & SA culture for instant connections. 🇿🇦 From "Walker, Texas...Ranger" to "Isi...Corsa", we're more than ads; we're a nod to our roots. Spotted one?

[Andrew Crawford @AndrewCrawford]

⁦@OUTsurance⁩ I really love dealing with your customer service team. For real. It's always a pleasure. But now trying to get me to buy more stuff is getting pretty irritating...

[Andrew Crawford @AndrewCrawford]

My new years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.

[Angel Campey @YesReallyAngel]

It’s moving day number one.

Moving Bae’s house to our new house today. I’m on cat duty while the boxes leave.

Bruce knows how to open doors! 😳

[Andrew Crawford @AndrewCrawford]

😎❤️‍🔥😇

[Angel Campey @YesReallyAngel]

Our first date was on this wine farm 3.5 months ago.
We sat on this lawn and got to know each other for SEVEN HOURS, (which was a shock when we remembered to look at the time)

Yesterday we returned to the scene of the crime, with friends and laughter, together 🩷🥰